Email Scam

Originally Posted by Kratos

Damn catz are everywhere at the minute ...get outta here

How bout a cute widdle puppy instead

[Etienne]

DON'T WORRY ABOUT NIGRERIAN SCAM NO MORE!

For a small monthly fee, our highly trained staff of scam specialist will handle your emails from your "African Friends", sorting out the chaff from the weeds, as it were!

You will get the entirety of any stolen bank loot / corruption money / nazi gold we recover in your name, and we will handle any graft artist for you! All for the low cost of 99.99$ a month!

We accept payment in dollars, euro, and franco dollars.



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Seriously, there would probably be people who'd subscribe to such a service... Would calling it Deletebutton.com be too obvious?

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Etienne

Seriously, there would probably be people who'd subscribe to such a service... Would calling it Deletebutton.com be too obvious?

De'lette'button'? Sounds French. It must be true!

[JHuschke]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Steed's email:

(PORTUGUESE FIRM)



This sounds too good to be true! If Steed isn't interested then I'll contact him.

I guess the bad language was because he/she is Portuguese and cannot speak English well..hmm..I wouldn't want to "meat" his sex wife :rotfl:

[Wolfehunter]

:hmm: maybe he was refering to six sex wifes... Hes a pimp?

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by Wolfehunter

:hmm: maybe he was refering to six sex wifes... Hes a pimp?

Nope, he's the son of the deposed king of Nigeria, he's much too honorable for that

[Etienne]

His Wife Is A Cannibal! Ruuuuuuuuuuuun!