Time to invade New Zealand!

[bookworm_020]

It seems the kiwis are armed and will sink your shipping containers!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4682872a6160.html

Take cover!

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

It seems the kiwis are armed and will sink your shipping containers!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4682872a6160.html

Take cover!

hmmm...so instead of a dedicated anti-ship missile like the Harpoon at 500k or so , the Kiwi's go the cheap option and decide to got with what's basically an uprated Anti-Tank missile for 200k

[baggygreen]

Commander Jason Haggitt, who was in the second "chase" Seasprite, said the many people involved had been preparing for several months

You all read that - if you're going to invade the kiwis, make sure you give them several months notice per ship you're going to send. if its bigger than a PT boat, an additional 6 months notice is required.

this will help make the battle more fair

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by darius359au

hmmm...so instead of a dedicated anti-ship missile like the Harpoon at 500k or so , the Kiwi's go the cheap option and decide to got with what's basically an uprated Anti-Tank missile for 200k

I didn't realise things were that bad.

It reminds me of the Argentinian Puma helicopter that was shot down by the Royal Marines using a Milan anti tank missile during the first days of the falklands conflict.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

The Milan is also meant to be fired at static or slow moving helicopters although it's not its primary purpose

Highly unusual though....and the first if not the only time it's been put to such use I believe.

[Frame57]

I have heard that former a former Nazi surgeon moved to the land of Hobbits. He alledgedly has been using sheep and the Mauori people in genetic experimentation to make a fearsome being that has been seen called "Sheepman". It has been reported that many lonely farmer have been lured into the woods by this six foot half sheep half man being where unmentionable sexual deeds are performed only to find the farmer dazed in a drinken stupor and a very sore bum. Something needs to be done about this before this thing makes its way to Australia. We need to invade without delay...

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Frame57

I have heard that former a former Nazi surgeon moved to the land of Hobbits. He alledgedly has been using sheep and the Mauori people in genetic experimentation to make a fearsome being that has been seen called "Sheepman". It has been reported that many lonely farmer have been lured into the woods by this six foot half sheep half man being where unmentionable sexual deeds are performed only to find the farmer dazed in a drinken stupor and a very sore bum. Something needs to be done about this before this thing makes its way to Australia. We need to invade without delay...

Apparently it originated in Australia

[STEED]

Time to invade New Zealand!

Not with all those sheep armed to the teeth.

Why do you think us Brits have not invaded Wales? The bloody sheep thats why.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by STEED

Why do you think us Brits have not invaded Wales? The bloody sheep thats why.

And somehow you still ended up in the Falklands?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

And somehow you still ended up in the Falklands?

No sheep I think.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by STEED

No sheep I think.

Steed, i didn't know you were afraid of sheep? Lambchopophobia:rotfl:

Steed: "It's becauses they're baaaaaaaaaaaaad.":rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Did someone mention the Falklands :hmm:

We're quite fond of penguins too

[Frame57]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Did someone mention the Falklands :hmm:

We're quite fond of penguins too

Always wondered why they walked funny. Now I know:rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by Frame57

I have heard that former a former Nazi surgeon moved to the land of Hobbits. He alledgedly has been using sheep and the Mauori people in genetic experimentation to make a fearsome being that has been seen called "Sheepman". It has been reported that many lonely farmer have been lured into the woods by this six foot half sheep half man being where unmentionable sexual deeds are performed only to find the farmer dazed in a drinken stupor and a very sore bum. Something needs to be done about this before this thing makes its way to Australia. We need to invade without delay...

You mean something like this???:hmm:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3627063296/tt0779982

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Frame57]

Geesh! Someone beat me to it...