Fatty vs. Undersealcpl - Page 2

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 09:33 AM

e7-e6

Congrats on your 1000th.

I can't believe I lost that knight. My ex-gf came over last night to enlist my aid in an online college exam and knocked the board over with her fat a$$. I had that damn pawn on e4 and didn't even stop to wonder what happened to my pawn on d5

fatty · 09-03-08, 09:49 AM

d1-g4

Did she only become your ex- after the fact?

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatty

d1-g4

Did she only become your ex- after the fact?

No but if she wasn't already she would have been.

I really needed that knight.

Oh, well. Now if I lose I can blame it all on that. We all know I had a brilliant masterplan and that knight was the lynchpin.:p

d8-f6

fatty · 09-03-08, 10:23 AM

g1-f3

aha, so my suspicions are confirmed!

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 10:35 AM

hmmm............e6-e5

I don't know what to move, so I move a pawn.

fatty · 09-03-08, 10:40 AM

g4-d4

edit: ah crap

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 10:43 AM

Take it back.

fatty · 09-03-08, 11:49 AM

That wouldn't be fair. We've both blundered now so it's okay

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 12:47 PM

No, that was a knight this is a queen. You have one more chance to take it back, your call. I know you didn't mean to do that, and this is a major game-breaker. Think about it.

fatty · 09-03-08, 01:13 PM

Very well, I will play g4-e4 instead, but I think we should have a match after this now that we've gotten our screwups out of the way

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 01:42 PM

Excellent! We still have a game

c8-h3

I must avenge the death of my knight, even at the expense of my bishop. He's been buggering the pawns, anyway.

Task Force · 09-03-08, 01:48 PM

So whos winning.

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force

So whos winning.

Fatty.
Just wait for skybird to post a graphical representation. You'll see.

fatty · 09-03-08, 02:12 PM

g2xh3

Lance is, because I don't know why he gave me that Bishop and yet it's causing me a lot of stress

UnderseaLcpl · 09-03-08, 02:19 PM

I already told you. He was buggering the pawns. Your problem now

btw I would like a rematch after this. Letum is beating the snot out of me, but I'm learning a bit from it. I hope I can learn a bit from our match as well.

a8-d8

09-03-08, 09:33 AM	#16
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	e7-e6 Congrats on your 1000th. I can't believe I lost that knight. My ex-gf came over last night to enlist my aid in an online college exam and knocked the board over with her fat a$$. I had that damn pawn on e4 and didn't even stop to wonder what happened to my pawn on d5 __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

09-03-08, 10:35 AM	#20
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	hmmm............e6-e5 I don't know what to move, so I move a pawn. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

09-03-08, 10:43 AM	#22
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Take it back. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

09-03-08, 12:47 PM	#24
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	No, that was a knight this is a queen. You have one more chance to take it back, your call. I know you didn't mean to do that, and this is a major game-breaker. Think about it. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

09-03-08, 01:42 PM	#26
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Excellent! We still have a game c8-h3 I must avenge the death of my knight, even at the expense of my bishop. He's been buggering the pawns, anyway. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

09-03-08, 09:49 AM	#17
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	d1-g4 Did she only become your ex- after the fact?

09-03-08, 10:23 AM	#19
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	g1-f3 aha, so my suspicions are confirmed!

09-03-08, 10:40 AM	#21
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	g4-d4 edit: ah crap

09-03-08, 11:49 AM	#23
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	That wouldn't be fair. We've both blundered now so it's okay

09-03-08, 01:13 PM	#25
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Very well, I will play g4-e4 instead, but I think we should have a match after this now that we've gotten our screwups out of the way

09-03-08, 01:48 PM	#27
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	So whos winning. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-03-08, 02:12 PM	#29
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	g2xh3 Lance is, because I don't know why he gave me that Bishop and yet it's causing me a lot of stress

09-03-08, 02:19 PM	#30
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I already told you. He was buggering the pawns. Your problem now btw I would like a rematch after this. Letum is beating the snot out of me, but I'm learning a bit from it. I hope I can learn a bit from our match as well. a8-d8 __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force