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08-25-08, 10:11 PM

This whole thread is just wrong!!
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Funny as all get out.

But wrong!!
:rotfl:

U-snafu · 08-26-08, 12:29 AM

"Interesting WWII Poster.:hmm: "......

The surrounding "civilization" mostly found around the military seems to be the same thru-out the ages.

In my spry military days a time ago we 18yr olds fresh out of the field would venture into some of the establisments on streets with name such as victory dr and bragg blvd (can insert any street name surrounding any base, port or so on)--always was an overewhelming odor of perfume & baby powder

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Most of us were smart enough to follow the golden rule of "look but don't touch" but there were always a few lads who let the beer get the best of them

Sandman_28054 · 08-26-08, 03:27 AM

Reminders of a by-gone era.

Anybody here ever served in the military like me?

Remember those VD films they used to show before you shipped out?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Sailor Steve · 08-26-08, 04:21 AM

Umm...maybe not exactly like you, but yes, many of us here are ex, or current, GI.

Red Heat · 08-26-08, 07:36 AM

I personaly think the title of this topic its WRONG...i thing the right one was...DIRTY WOMEN!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

To Sandman 28054: I was from the Navy...

GoldenRivet · 08-26-08, 07:40 AM

Speaking of Dirty Women.

A friend of mine in the navy picked up a girl at a bar when he was serving in SE Asia. he was drunk of course, and she was a "hot one".

they went back to her place and ... well... you know.

He said when he woke up in the morning not only was she coyote ugly... but she was visibly dirty from head to toe.

... and there were only three parts of her body which were mysteriously squeeky clean.

wonder how those parts go so clean! :rotfl:

ReallyDedPoet · 08-26-08, 07:47 AM

Lads I know there is some fun being had here

, but let's remember that we do have some female sub-simmers here,
so try not to get to carried away with this

RDP

kgsuarez · 08-26-08, 07:49 AM

Three parts?:hmm:

Jimbuna · 08-26-08, 09:36 AM

Never been in the armed forces but 15 years as a police officer means I've had plenty of contact with such women. (In the correct context of course)

To be quite honest I've always found them to be amongst the toughest yet kindest type of people.

@kgsuarez

Imagination can be a killer

Red Heat · 08-26-08, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reallydedpoet

Lads I know there is some fun being had here

, but let's remember that we do have some female sub-simmers here,
so try not to get to carried away with this

RDP

You are right...for me this topic ends here, with the hight nunber of sailors around here and if all this seaman tell they "stories" and "experiences" we will need another FORUM! :rotfl:

GoldenRivet · 08-26-08, 02:57 PM

yeah... might as well just preemtively close it.

its a darn good thread though for sailor talk!! :rotfl:

Red Heat · 08-26-08, 03:05 PM

Yeah...this kind of talk i fell like a "fish in the water" lol but for continued this talk we must join the Subsim meeting, and went to a Bar near the docks, to fell the true atmosfere of the thing! Special with no women around...sorry girls!:rotfl:

Laufen zum Ziel · 08-26-08, 04:04 PM

Jimbuna,

Quote:

To be quite honest I've always found them to be amongst the toughest yet kindest type of people.

14 years myself and I agree with you. Also a great source of information.

GoldenRivet · 08-26-08, 04:04 PM

hehehe... agreed.

but what about penny? we would tone it down for her... im sure she could hold her own though!

she should come to the meet! i dont know her super well, but from what i DO know....

i have a feeling that if a massive bar fight broke out she would be one of the only 3 - 5 people standing when the smoke cleared. :rotfl:

Red Heat · 08-26-08, 04:09 PM

I cant wait for meeting her! :rotfl:

08-26-08, 12:29 AM	#17
U-snafu XO Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 405 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	"Interesting WWII Poster.:hmm: "...... The surrounding "civilization" mostly found around the military seems to be the same thru-out the ages. In my spry military days a time ago we 18yr olds fresh out of the field would venture into some of the establisments on streets with name such as victory dr and bragg blvd (can insert any street name surrounding any base, port or so on)--always was an overewhelming odor of perfume & baby powder . Most of us were smart enough to follow the golden rule of "look but don't touch" but there were always a few lads who let the beer get the best of them __________________ .."Some men are born mediocre, some men acheive mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them"...

08-26-08, 04:21 AM	#19
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Umm...maybe not exactly like you, but yes, many of us here are ex, or current, GI. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-26-08, 07:36 AM	#20
Red Heat Ace of the Deep Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,093 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	I personaly think the title of this topic its WRONG...i thing the right one was...DIRTY WOMEN! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: To Sandman 28054: I was from the Navy... __________________ "There is three kinds of man: the living, the death, and those who are at Sea." Plato

08-26-08, 07:40 AM	#21
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Speaking of Dirty Women. A friend of mine in the navy picked up a girl at a bar when he was serving in SE Asia. he was drunk of course, and she was a "hot one". they went back to her place and ... well... you know. He said when he woke up in the morning not only was she coyote ugly... but she was visibly dirty from head to toe. ... and there were only three parts of her body which were mysteriously squeeky clean. wonder how those parts go so clean! :rotfl: __________________

08-26-08, 07:47 AM	#22
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,890 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	Lads I know there is some fun being had here , but let's remember that we do have some female sub-simmers here, so try not to get to carried away with this RDP __________________ Back in the Day

08-25-08, 10:11 PM	#16
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	This whole thread is just wrong!! :rotfl: Funny as all get out. But wrong!! :rotfl:

08-26-08, 03:27 AM	#18
Sandman_28054 Captain Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 547 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Reminders of a by-gone era. Anybody here ever served in the military like me? Remember those VD films they used to show before you shipped out? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

08-26-08, 07:49 AM	#23
kgsuarez Planesman Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: USA Posts: 181 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Three parts?:hmm:

08-26-08, 09:36 AM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,743 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never been in the armed forces but 15 years as a police officer means I've had plenty of contact with such women. (In the correct context of course) To be quite honest I've always found them to be amongst the toughest yet kindest type of people. @kgsuarez Imagination can be a killer __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-26-08, 02:57 PM	#26
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	yeah... might as well just preemtively close it. its a darn good thread though for sailor talk!! :rotfl: __________________

08-26-08, 03:05 PM	#27
Red Heat Ace of the Deep Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,093 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Yeah...this kind of talk i fell like a "fish in the water" lol but for continued this talk we must join the Subsim meeting, and went to a Bar near the docks, to fell the true atmosfere of the thing! Special with no women around...sorry girls!:rotfl: __________________ "There is three kinds of man: the living, the death, and those who are at Sea." Plato

08-26-08, 04:04 PM	#29
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	hehehe... agreed. but what about penny? we would tone it down for her... im sure she could hold her own though! she should come to the meet! i dont know her super well, but from what i DO know.... i have a feeling that if a massive bar fight broke out she would be one of the only 3 - 5 people standing when the smoke cleared. :rotfl: __________________

08-26-08, 04:09 PM	#30
Red Heat Ace of the Deep Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,093 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	I cant wait for meeting her! :rotfl: __________________ "There is three kinds of man: the living, the death, and those who are at Sea." Plato