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Old 03-20-08, 05:03 AM   #16
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I always tie it with my left thigh
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And when the plane got down to, 'The plane is 10 miles out,' the young man also said to the vice president, 'Do the orders still stand?' And the vice president turned and whipped his neck around and said, 'Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?' Well, at the time I didn't know what all that meant.
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Old 03-20-08, 05:04 AM   #17
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The title of this thread looks very much like those millions of dodgy spam emails people get.
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Old 03-20-08, 05:05 AM   #18
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Old 03-20-08, 11:50 AM   #19
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Hmm.....must take extra care of the python in the future :hmm:
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Old 03-20-08, 11:57 AM   #20
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Did you know you can break your penis?


No I didn't... But I HAVE had my balls busted a few times...
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Old 03-20-08, 12:17 PM   #21
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If your feeling stout hearted, search around net and you can find the xray pictures of said broken appendage. Its not a pleasant sight, not even an Xray of it.
So now we know what you do when you're not working on TM.
LOL. I work for an internet security corp. I see alot of stuff, it comes with the job. Trust me, when it comes to the internet, you have NEVER seen it all.
purging browsing history now
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Old 03-20-08, 12:30 PM   #22
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Did you know you can break your penis?
No I didn't... But I HAVE had my balls busted a few times...
LOL :rotfl:
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Old 03-25-08, 11:53 AM   #23
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Jeeez ! What are we going to talk about next ? :p

Hemorroids. :rotfl:
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Old 03-25-08, 08:56 PM   #24
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Jeeez ! What are we going to talk about next ? :p

Hemorroids. :rotfl:
I don't want to sit in on that topic!
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Old 03-25-08, 09:14 PM   #25
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Jeeez ! What are we going to talk about next ? :p

Hemorroids. :rotfl:
I don't want to sit in on that topic!


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Old 03-25-08, 09:18 PM   #26
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Old 03-25-08, 10:39 PM   #27
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Old 03-26-08, 12:43 AM   #28
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What the hell are these poor guys doing that they SNAP it !?!

Wait.. I don't think I even want to know.
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Old 03-26-08, 05:29 AM   #29
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What the hell are these poor guys doing that they SNAP it !?!

Wait.. I don't think I even want to know.

Well, I have seen bulls snap after getting a little over enthusiastic with a cow.
I would guess humans can snap the same way.

...errr.....not with a cow that is.
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Old 03-26-08, 07:40 AM   #30
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Theres always good old Viagra for your bended tool.
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