Wives and Games not compatable - Page 2

Oldgamer48 · 12-31-07, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

That whole essay there is me from end to end. Especially the "Cave" part and the fact that I'm always taking my "Cave" with me whenever we go anywhere !

I'm a nerd. I am proud to admit it and I fully accept it. Nerds are cool though. We're funny and we keep the world interesting for the non-nerds... and without us, most major scientific discoveries would never happen (or at least no role playing, or in my case board war games would get playtime !:rotfl: )

Nerds rule the world.

Although I've served my country and saw action in combat, in the past, most of my life has been as a complete nerd. People and businesses ... not to mention governments ... cannot long survive without nerds to make things happen.

Did the Arnold Schwarzeneggers and Sly Stallones of the world create M1 Abrams MBTs and B2 bombers, not to mention the electronic wizardry that makes them function? Where would someone like Jesse Ventura be without the nerds who created the minigun he used in Predator, not to mention the techs which are part of every movie?

Presidents, Kings, CEO's, Popes, and Dictators all require the presence of nerds to keep their governments functioning, and equip them with all the latest spy hardware and weapons to make war.

Courageous astronauts blast off into space, but the nerds who made the rockets and man the control panels in Houston get them there.

When the handsome and rugged captain of the High School football team ends up with a beer belly and a bald head by fifty, not to mention his trailer park mansion, the nerds that everyone laughed at ... the ones that started their business in a garage ... live in huge estates and provide computers and software to millions of people across the world.

Nerds rule the world.

gimpy117 · 01-01-08, 12:28 AM

moms and games don't work either.

i wanna but a decent card ofr 150 us dollars, and she goes "well you should save for flight school" even though moeny for that card is what i asked for for christmas. oh well hopefully she'll let me buy it (my x-700 is startin to get old)

Capt. Shark Bait · 01-01-08, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Her name is not Bernarda? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

if it wasn't, it's gonna be

:rotfl:. time to put a lock on that door

Koondawg · 01-01-08, 01:19 AM

Thus the reason I'm single....

Blacklight · 01-01-08, 02:20 AM

I'm so bad that my computers have names. My desktop is "Rogue" and has a picture of X-men's Rogue on it's wallpaper, and my laptop is nammed Laura and has a picture of one of my City of Heroes character's on it. Of course I put in audio files to match their personalities. When I shut down Rogue, it says in a southern drawl "The girls are right ! You ARE a charmer !" and there are other sound files I put in there that make it almost seem like the computers are flirting with me. I did this on purpose simply because....

My wife refers to my computers as my square headed mistresses (or another vulgar word in place of the word "mistresses"

)

So.. one day, when she wasn't home, I got ahold of her laptop when she wasn't around... and painstakingly cut and spliced some audio together so it was perfect...

The next time she turned her laptop on... there was a picture of Rogue on her desktop and her computer blurted out in a southern drawl "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MAH MAN !!!":rotfl:

Yes there was yelling... but there was also a LOT of laughter (from me) :rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 01-01-08, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Her name is not Bernarda? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

.

Bernice perhaps?

TomcatMVD · 01-01-08, 10:20 AM

To help reality and immersion, I only have bedroom action when my sub is docked in port... Arrrrrgh!!!

baggygreen · 01-01-08, 07:19 PM

My boss lady doesnt mind it when i play - be it sh3 or ETQW.

In fact, its almost the best of both worlds. The more i play, the more anxious she gets - shes going through a nesting phase atm, gaming is my escape!!!

Von Schmidt · 01-03-08, 05:03 PM

My ole lady got me WOrld in Conflict for Christmas, she wont let me play SH3 untill i beat World in Conflict, or I will hurt her feelings.

Sailor Steve · 01-03-08, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Schmidt

My ole lady got me WOrld in Conflict for Christmas, she wont let me play SH3 untill i beat World in Conflict, or I will hurt her feelings.

Buy her a beautiful new dress...and tell her she can't go shopping again until that one wears out.:rotfl:

Von Schmidt · 01-03-08, 06:29 PM

to late now im almost done with World in COnflict, she wouldnt go for that, anyways im downloading uboat 1.2 tonight, and gonna play tomorrow

johan_d · 01-03-08, 08:26 PM

what a bitches.. mine understands, calles me Kaleun sometimes, and do her things.
All peace and understanding here.

01-01-08, 02:20 AM	#20
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	I'm so bad that my computers have names. My desktop is "Rogue" and has a picture of X-men's Rogue on it's wallpaper, and my laptop is nammed Laura and has a picture of one of my City of Heroes character's on it. Of course I put in audio files to match their personalities. When I shut down Rogue, it says in a southern drawl "The girls are right ! You ARE a charmer !" and there are other sound files I put in there that make it almost seem like the computers are flirting with me. I did this on purpose simply because.... My wife refers to my computers as my square headed mistresses (or another vulgar word in place of the word "mistresses" ) So.. one day, when she wasn't home, I got ahold of her laptop when she wasn't around... and painstakingly cut and spliced some audio together so it was perfect... The next time she turned her laptop on... there was a picture of Rogue on her desktop and her computer blurted out in a southern drawl "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MAH MAN !!!":rotfl: Yes there was yelling... but there was also a LOT of laughter (from me) :rotfl: __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-01-08, 12:28 AM	#17
gimpy117 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 3,243 Downloads: 108 Uploads: 0	moms and games don't work either. i wanna but a decent card ofr 150 us dollars, and she goes "well you should save for flight school" even though moeny for that card is what i asked for for christmas. oh well hopefully she'll let me buy it (my x-700 is startin to get old)

01-01-08, 01:19 AM	#19
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Thus the reason I'm single....

01-01-08, 10:20 AM	#22
TomcatMVD Weps Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: MVD, UY Posts: 359 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	To help reality and immersion, I only have bedroom action when my sub is docked in port... Arrrrrgh!!!

01-01-08, 07:19 PM	#23
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	My boss lady doesnt mind it when i play - be it sh3 or ETQW. In fact, its almost the best of both worlds. The more i play, the more anxious she gets - shes going through a nesting phase atm, gaming is my escape!!!

01-03-08, 05:03 PM	#24
Von Schmidt Watch Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: FLorida Posts: 27 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	My ole lady got me WOrld in Conflict for Christmas, she wont let me play SH3 untill i beat World in Conflict, or I will hurt her feelings.

01-03-08, 06:29 PM	#26
Von Schmidt Watch Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: FLorida Posts: 27 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	to late now im almost done with World in COnflict, she wouldnt go for that, anyways im downloading uboat 1.2 tonight, and gonna play tomorrow

01-03-08, 08:26 PM	#27
johan_d Samurai Navy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 556 Downloads: 113 Uploads: 1	what a bitches.. mine understands, calles me Kaleun sometimes, and do her things. All peace and understanding here.