Translate your Favorite Quotes To Engrish. - Page 2

Takeda Shingen · 08-09-07, 07:02 AM

Wow. It doesn't even handle translated Sun Tzu well:

Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his enemy's fate.

becomes

The sensitivity or non realistic and the specialist do not leave the mark; Mysterious, he is not audible in God. Therefore he is master of destiny of that enemy.

That's just ugly.

AntEater · 08-09-07, 07:24 AM

"It archieved delegation!"
:rotfl:

P_Funk · 08-09-07, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Wow. It doesn't even handle translated Sun Tzu well:

Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his enemy's fate.

Are you sure that wasn't in one of the Hitman games?:p

JSLTIGER · 08-09-07, 09:54 AM

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"Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalks us all our lives, but I'd rather believe that time is a companion that goes with us on a journey and reminds us to cherish every moment--because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived." -Capt. Jean-Luc Picard

"As for someone one time hour time went it is the friend who makes remember in order in us to make the time of all important, on the other hand believing hang on in all our life us, with us of travelling, to predator me, but as been I, called--Because that does not come under any condition for the second time. We had lived rear what which is left us how, it is not about important."

Quote:

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." -John Lennon

"Life is while to plan other things being busy, you how mean."

Quote:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, August 5, 2004

"Our enemies progressive, 冨 to see in idea, therefore it is we. You do not stop the fact that you think concerning the new method they never giving damage to our countries and our people and which us."

Even the translator couldn't handle Bush! :rotfl:

Chock · 08-09-07, 10:15 AM

I think you've hit the nail on the head there P_Funk, it's the perfect Shatner dialogue-making machine, it even adds the ridiculous dramatic pauses.

And as any sane person knows, Shatner is the messiah.

To paraphrase JT Kirk:

The needs of the many, outweight the needs of the one ...

Many necessity exceeds the necessity of the thing

Chock

Packerton · 08-09-07, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by AntEater

"It archieved delegation!"
:rotfl:

Thanks for makeing my Day :rotfl:

08-09-07, 07:24 AM	#17
AntEater Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 936 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"It archieved delegation!" :rotfl: __________________

08-09-07, 10:15 AM	#20
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I think you've hit the nail on the head there P_Funk, it's the perfect Shatner dialogue-making machine, it even adds the ridiculous dramatic pauses. And as any sane person knows, Shatner is the messiah. To paraphrase JT Kirk: The needs of the many, outweight the needs of the one ... Many necessity exceeds the necessity of the thing Chock __________________

08-09-07, 07:02 AM	#16
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Wow. It doesn't even handle translated Sun Tzu well: Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his enemy's fate. becomes The sensitivity or non realistic and the specialist do not leave the mark; Mysterious, he is not audible in God. Therefore he is master of destiny of that enemy. That's just ugly.