It's bad enough SH-4 is bugged, now these forums

[Sailor Steve]

Entries in a dog's journal:


8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!




Entries in a cat's journal:


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me sith bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......

[Monica Lewinsky]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Entries in a cat's journal:

[Hitman]

I normally love animals, but I must confess that I don't stand cats. It's not that I hate them, but I find living next to them simply impossible and incompatible.:hmm:

They scratch the cushions of my terrace's sofa

They jump on my car's hood to sleep there and scratch the paint

They rip open the trash bags and throw everything out

They kill in their nests the birds that sing in the garden

Some moths ago I was talking to my neighbour and telling him how annoying I found that his cats entered my property and slept in the sofa, ripping the cushions. His reply: Oh, I'm sorry, just take the cushions out each night and that will be OK.

What? I -a human- must change my behaviour because a cat doesn't changes his? I must take the cushions out and back every night just so his cat can be happy?

Amazing how some people think :hmm:

[stabiz]

Originally Posted by Reaves

This is one of my favorites.

Thats my Lian Li midi tower! Get out!

[geetrue]

My cat took off ...

[geetrue]

But I got a new one ... :p

[Mush Martin]

Originally Posted by fatty

Ms. Lewinsky, it seems your pussy is still causing tremendous difficulties.

(it had to be done, I'm sorry)

That was worse than one of mine

[Bill Nichols]

Originally Posted by Monica Lewinsky

When the game has dry spots, I use my laptop to read these forums. I went to use the forums here and found this bug creating beeping sounds on my new Vista laptop. To get around the problem - I added an external keyboard.

Your cat is a spitting-image of mine, and has some of the same habits

[JSLTIGER]

I'm a dog person, myself. I miss my puppy...we had to put her to sleep a few days before X-mas when cancer finally made it impossible to keep her alive humanely.