The riddle thread - Page 2

STEED · 07-30-17, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by vienna

The lift only goes to the fourth floor so he probably has to walk down from the seventh to the fourth to take the lift to the ground...

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No, he can get the lift from the seventh floor to the ground floor no problem. So why on his return he only goes up to the fourth floor and not the seventh?

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

He's a janitor; the cleaning-cupboard is on the ground floor and it's his job only to clean the stairs from the fourth floor to the seventh?

No

Keep them coming folks.

Rockstar · 07-30-17, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

A man lives on the seventh floor in a block of flats, he takes the lift to the ground floor every day he goes to work. When coming home he takes the lift back up to the fourth floor and walks up the stairs back to the seventh floor, why?

He had to get out of the elevator because another rider passed a big stinky?

or

But then if he already knew this why would he live there to begin with?

STEED · 07-30-17, 11:26 AM

^You are getting warmer.

Eichhörnchen · 07-30-17, 11:53 AM

He's knocking-off some bird on the fourth floor, so tells his wife he's shagged-out because he took the stairs.

STEED · 07-30-17, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

He's knocking-off some bird on the fourth floor, so tells his wife he's shagged-out because he took the stairs.

Rockstar is warm, i need the correct wording.

Eichhörnchen · 07-30-17, 12:30 PM

So does he take the lift to the fourth floor every day or just on one occasion here?

STEED · 07-30-17, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

So does he take the lift to the fourth floor every day or just on one occasion here?

Every day

The answer is almost there in the picture Rock Star posted, all i need is the correct wording.

STEED · 07-30-17, 12:40 PM

I will post the answer 7pm GMT UK time, so hurry up and don't over think it.

Eichhörnchen · 07-30-17, 12:42 PM

Because the short-arsed idiot can't reach button 7!

STEED · 07-30-17, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Because the short-arsed idiot can't reach button 7!

WE HAVE A WINNER.

Rock star you were very close but Eichhörnchen hit the nail on the head over to you Eichhörnchen...

Eichhörnchen · 07-30-17, 12:50 PM

Why didn't he just stand on a box or something? He's an idiot.

I feel like I stole that but I'll have to go away and think now.

STEED · 07-30-17, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Why didn't he just stand on a box or something? He's an idiot.

I feel like I stole that but I'll have to go away and think now.

In the mean time a easy one for all and here is a clue read it slowly.

There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?

Press for answer

Eichhörnchen · 07-30-17, 01:11 PM

The married ones?

STEED · 07-30-17, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

The married ones?

I take you did not peak.

Eichhörnchen · 07-30-17, 01:31 PM

No, I guessed that one without looking at answers it was so easy. Here's one:

I've got a little basket which holds five nuts; how do I divide them between Catfish, Rockstar, eisenwurst, fumo30 and propbeanie so that each squirrel gets a nut, but one nut remains in the basket? (btw, we didn't invite Moonlight)

07-30-17, 11:26 AM	#18
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	^You are getting warmer. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-30-17, 11:53 AM	#19
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	He's knocking-off some bird on the fourth floor, so tells his wife he's shagged-out because he took the stairs. __________________

07-30-17, 12:30 PM	#21
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	So does he take the lift to the fourth floor every day or just on one occasion here? __________________

07-30-17, 12:40 PM	#23
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I will post the answer 7pm GMT UK time, so hurry up and don't over think it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-30-17, 12:42 PM	#24
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Because the short-arsed idiot can't reach button 7! __________________

07-30-17, 12:50 PM	#26
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Why didn't he just stand on a box or something? He's an idiot. I feel like I stole that but I'll have to go away and think now. __________________

07-30-17, 01:11 PM	#28
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	The married ones? __________________

07-30-17, 01:31 PM	#30
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,806 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	No, I guessed that one without looking at answers it was so easy. Here's one: I've got a little basket which holds five nuts; how do I divide them between Catfish, Rockstar, eisenwurst, fumo30 and propbeanie so that each squirrel gets a nut, but one nut remains in the basket? (btw, we didn't invite Moonlight) __________________