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04-19-21, 04:48 PM | #2911 |
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Word of the day: Airgasam
That feeling you get when you take off your mask and take that first deep breath of cool air
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04-21-21, 07:24 AM | #2912 |
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Just before Easter I remarked to my wife that, with the children grown and away from home, this was the first year that we hadn't dyed eggs and had an Easter-egg hunt. "That's all right, honey," she said. "We can just hide each other's vitamin pills."
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04-21-21, 06:17 PM | #2913 |
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I went to a beautiful wedding. It affected us all. Even the wedding cake was in tiers
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04-21-21, 06:18 PM | #2914 |
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A rancher counted 196 head of cattle when they were out on the range, but when he rounded them up, he had 200
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04-22-21, 06:37 AM | #2915 |
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Just got back from my mates funeral.
He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
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04-22-21, 06:40 AM | #2916 |
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Because of this pandemic does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
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04-22-21, 04:15 PM | #2917 |
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I started a band that I call 999 Megabytes. We have not gotten a gig yet
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04-22-21, 04:16 PM | #2918 |
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Q: Why does a stadium get hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans leave
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04-22-21, 04:20 PM | #2919 |
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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A horrible boating accident.
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04-23-21, 07:18 AM | #2920 |
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I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but when I fart, the room smells lovely.
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04-23-21, 10:02 AM | #2921 |
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A drunk goes to court.
The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking" The drunk says "Great. Let's get started"
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04-23-21, 06:58 PM | #2922 |
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I think that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention
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04-23-21, 06:59 PM | #2923 |
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A lot of people have been shocked to learn how bad I am as an electrician
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04-24-21, 10:15 AM | #2924 |
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A husband died and a few years later the wife died.
As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. "Darling, oh how I've missed you!" The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, "Woah there woman. The contract was until death."
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04-24-21, 10:18 AM | #2925 |
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Wife: Look at that drunk guy.
Husband: Who is he? Wife: Ten years back he proposed to me and I rejected him. Husband: Oh my God, he's still celebrating.....
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