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Old 05-19-14, 09:15 PM   #2881
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Yes, especially when you see the look on people's faces.
If someone else on an elevator let out nasty stinking one, would you stay on?
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Old 05-19-14, 10:53 PM   #2882
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Of course not, I would let the next poor lad take the fall.

What would you do with a not-drunken sailor?
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Old 05-20-14, 05:11 AM   #2883
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Buy him a drink.

What can a deaf person use instead of an Alarm Clock?
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Old 05-20-14, 07:42 AM   #2884
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Electric shock clock.

Why have the super super rich not cleared off to Mars yet?
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Old 05-20-14, 07:45 AM   #2885
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The ship isn't finished.

Will STEED be on the trip to mars?
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Old 05-20-14, 07:46 AM   #2886
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Still more money to be conned out of the poor on Earth yet.

What does GOOGLE stand for?
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Old 05-20-14, 07:49 AM   #2887
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Crossed post so answer to TJ...not much chance if he won't even go to York.

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Old 05-20-14, 10:15 PM   #2888
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General Organism Optimized for Gratification and Logical Exploration (100% sure)

What does BING stand for?
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Old 05-20-14, 10:36 PM   #2889
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Bring It Numb Guts

What is the value of ecks?
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Old 05-21-14, 07:36 AM   #2890
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I'm eckt if I know

Why are Softballs hard?
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Old 05-21-14, 04:40 PM   #2891
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They overcompensate in envy of the smaller golf balls.

Who should I vote for tomorrow?
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Vote for STEED.

Is might always right?
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Old 05-21-14, 05:00 PM   #2893
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Might be...


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Old 05-22-14, 06:59 AM   #2894
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Touch it and find out.

Do Butterfly's make Butter?
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Old 05-22-14, 07:04 AM   #2895
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Only if you can work out how to milk them.

Milking time?
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