Ask the next Person a Question - Page 192

TarJak · 05-18-14, 07:15 AM

Yes and no

Can this thing actually work?

Jimbuna · 05-18-14, 08:30 AM

Yes, it it's not broken.

How do you make seven even?

TarJak · 05-18-14, 08:32 AM

By adding 3.5 to 3.5

Where are my shoes?

u crank · 05-18-14, 08:45 AM

If you're doing it right, one on each foot.

What's the difference between sneakers and runners?

Sailor Steve · 05-18-14, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u crank

If you're doing it right, one on each foot.

What's the difference between sneakers and runners?

Sneakers are coming in, runners are leaving.

Why call it a television set when there's only one?

Rockstar · 05-18-14, 09:13 AM

You will know after learning the difference between an adjective and a verb.

Was my answer correct?

Tango589 · 05-18-14, 10:25 AM

Technically.

Why did the beach blush?

STEED · 05-18-14, 12:07 PM

It saw a naked jim.

Have you seen a naked jim on the loose?

Jimbuna · 05-18-14, 01:09 PM

Not since I started wearing clothes outdoors.

How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"?

Kaptlt.Endrass · 05-18-14, 04:28 PM

4 minutes according to drive thru.

Because we're bad people, when will our reunion in Hell be?

TarJak · 05-18-14, 05:13 PM

Too late. We're already in heaven.

Why won't heaven wait?

Jimbuna · 05-19-14, 05:26 AM

Because it had to catch the last bus before it left.

Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"?

Kaptlt.Endrass · 05-19-14, 08:05 PM

Because I was the one who helped make all the abbreviations in this world.

What is the average age of a great-great-great grandfather snail?

TarJak · 05-19-14, 08:08 PM

14 just like you.

Can we get off this ride?

soopaman2 · 05-19-14, 09:01 PM

No you're in it for the duration, shoulda brought a puke bag and some viagra.

Is loudly farting on elevators as funny to you as it is to me?

05-18-14, 08:30 AM	#2867
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yes, it it's not broken. How do you make seven even? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-18-14, 08:45 AM	#2869
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	If you're doing it right, one on each foot. What's the difference between sneakers and runners? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

05-18-14, 10:25 AM	#2872
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Technically. Why did the beach blush? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

05-18-14, 12:07 PM	#2873
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	It saw a naked jim. Have you seen a naked jim on the loose? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-18-14, 01:09 PM	#2874
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not since I started wearing clothes outdoors. How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-18-14, 07:15 AM	#2866
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Yes and no Can this thing actually work?

05-18-14, 08:32 AM	#2868
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	By adding 3.5 to 3.5 Where are my shoes?

05-18-14, 09:13 AM	#2871
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	You will know after learning the difference between an adjective and a verb. Was my answer correct?

05-18-14, 04:28 PM	#2875
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	4 minutes according to drive thru. Because we're bad people, when will our reunion in Hell be? __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

05-18-14, 05:13 PM	#2876
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Too late. We're already in heaven. Why won't heaven wait?

05-19-14, 05:26 AM	#2877
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Because it had to catch the last bus before it left. Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-19-14, 08:05 PM	#2878
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	Because I was the one who helped make all the abbreviations in this world. What is the average age of a great-great-great grandfather snail? __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

05-19-14, 08:08 PM	#2879
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	14 just like you. Can we get off this ride?

05-19-14, 09:01 PM	#2880
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	No you're in it for the duration, shoulda brought a puke bag and some viagra. Is loudly farting on elevators as funny to you as it is to me? __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.