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05-17-14, 11:41 AM
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Chief of the Boat
 Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 190,525
Downloads: 63
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Only if you pay extra.
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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05-17-14, 12:11 PM
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Navy Seal
 Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Anywhere but the here & now...
Posts: 7,711
Downloads: 85
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Because men believe it pays to advertise....
In the battle of the sexes, what happens if it's a draw?... <O>
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05-17-14, 06:09 PM
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Fleet Admiral
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 17,052
Downloads: 150
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You win a mother-in-law as prize.
What do you do with a drunken sailor? |
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05-17-14, 06:18 PM
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Old enough to know better
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Prince Edward Island
Posts: 11,744
Downloads: 136
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Encourage him to join SubSim.
Where is Neverland?
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“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke 
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05-17-14, 06:48 PM
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Sonar Guy
 Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing
Posts: 395
Downloads: 116
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Follow the Fairy dust trail, and you'll get there.
If you're attacking a convoy in SH3 and have a hot date, what do you do?
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"That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through. |
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05-17-14, 07:02 PM
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In the Brig
 Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Zendia Bar & Grill
Posts: 12,614
Downloads: 10
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ask her to load your torpedo.
am I for real? |
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05-17-14, 07:26 PM
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Ocean Warrior
 Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 2,528
Downloads: 77
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No, your just pixels on a computer screen.
Is reality really real?
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Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain! |
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05-17-14, 07:31 PM
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Sonar Guy
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing
Posts: 395
Downloads: 116
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Nope, all just on a screen as well.
Why are we here on earth?
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"That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through. |
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05-17-14, 10:19 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 17,052
Downloads: 150
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To effect the end of the world.
What's your plan? |
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05-17-14, 10:48 PM
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Sonar Guy
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing
Posts: 395
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To end the world.
What are you going to do about it?
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"That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through. |
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05-17-14, 11:06 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 17,052
Downloads: 150
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Nothing.
Where's you momma? |
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05-18-14, 05:11 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 190,525
Downloads: 63
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At home watching television.
Where's yours?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! |
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05-18-14, 05:13 AM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 17,052
Downloads: 150
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Same
Who's yo daddy? |
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05-18-14, 06:01 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 190,525
Downloads: 63
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Momma never did say
 What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! |
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05-18-14, 06:57 AM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
Posts: 15,272
Downloads: 278
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Unsliced bread. Bread is awesome in any form.
 Do you agree?
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now  
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