This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 19

Jimbuna · 02-01-23, 03:33 PM

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Jimbuna · 02-02-23, 07:59 AM

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Jimbuna · 02-03-23, 04:57 AM

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Jimbuna · 02-04-23, 06:59 AM

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Jimbuna · 02-05-23, 12:04 PM

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Jimbuna · 02-06-23, 11:46 AM

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Jimbuna · 02-07-23, 01:07 PM

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Jimbuna · 02-08-23, 09:27 AM

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

Catfish · 02-08-23, 03:03 PM

^ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Groucho Marx

Jimbuna · 02-09-23, 10:23 AM

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Jimbuna · 02-10-23, 06:15 AM

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Jimbuna · 02-11-23, 02:59 PM

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Jimbuna · 02-12-23, 12:13 PM

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Jimbuna · 02-13-23, 01:52 PM

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Jimbuna · 02-16-23, 10:21 AM

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

02-01-23, 03:33 PM	#271
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-02-23, 07:59 AM	#272
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-03-23, 04:57 AM	#273
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-04-23, 06:59 AM	#274
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-05-23, 12:04 PM	#275
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-06-23, 11:46 AM	#276
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-07-23, 01:07 PM	#277
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-08-23, 09:27 AM	#278
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-08-23, 03:03 PM	#279
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." Groucho Marx __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

02-09-23, 10:23 AM	#280
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-10-23, 06:15 AM	#281
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-11-23, 02:59 PM	#282
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-12-23, 12:13 PM	#283
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-13-23, 01:52 PM	#284
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-16-23, 10:21 AM	#285
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!