UK Politics Thread - Page 19

BossMark · 05-05-12, 02:15 AM

Shame Ken lost

, but its still a showing up for Pinky and Perky

Jimbuna · 05-05-12, 05:38 AM

I ACTUALLY WON!!?

SO WHAT IS THE PRIZE?

BossMark · 05-05-12, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I ACTUALLY WON!!?

SO WHAT IS THE PRIZE?

Having a pint and a fish supper with STEED

STEED · 05-05-12, 06:11 AM

As long as he pays.

Should be a good laugh, Borris is good entertainment value

unlike that that boring camp of fart Ken.

BossMark · 05-05-12, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

As long as he pays.

Should be a good laugh, Borris is good entertainment value

I agree with that as long as he doesn't bring dodgy Dave and his lap dog along with him.

STEED · 05-05-12, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

I agree with that as long as he doesn't bring dodgy Dave and his lap dog along with him.

Totally agree...don't want them two bum chums there going at like a pair of randy dogs.

Jimbuna · 05-05-12, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

As long as he pays.

Should be a good laugh, Borris is good entertainment value

unlike that that boring camp of fart Ken.

I beg to differ and I speak from personal experience having been at a dinner function with him(Ken).

Believe it or not he has a an interst in global warming.

http://www.harton-tc.co.uk/main/comm...al_lecture.php

I've also attended those of Sir Patrick Stewart and Tony Blair.

Anywhere for a free supper and a drink

STEED · 05-05-12, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I beg to differ and I speak from personal experience having been at a dinner function with him(Ken).

Believe it or not he has a an interst in global warming.

Global warming!

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I've also attended those of Sir Patrick Stewart

Warp Nine, make it so...

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and Tony Blair.

Blair_"Thanks for turning up jim, here have a free bag of money...Not forgetting a copy of my unpublished book titled I am a total wast of space so what".

STEED · 05-05-12, 07:34 AM

Cameron's morning...

"Hello Clegg".

Door closes...

"Thanks a bunch you $%^&".

Clegg - "You work for me dipstick".

"Do you want me to tell the world how small your penis is you pinko".

Clegg - "Forgive me my Master".

"I will crush you if all this goes to hell, got that".

Clegg -"Yes mighty one".

"Right this is what we're going to do....".

To be continued

BossMark · 05-05-12, 08:18 AM

STEED that's bloody marvellous

, keeping em coming mate

BossMark · 05-05-12, 02:00 PM

"Hey Dave lets play at aeroplanes"

STEED · 05-06-12, 08:45 AM

Part Two..

"Operation Egg Ed".

Clegg - "Great idea my mighty great leader".

"Five eggs must be used".

Later that day after Operation Egg Ed...

Clegg - "Mighty one it flunked big time".

"I don't understand".

Clegg - "The cuts backs are so deep we only had one egg".

"ONE!...Just one lousy egg".

Clegg - "Yes my Master".

"I'm cheesed off at this news".

To be continued in the final part.

STEED · 05-06-12, 09:10 AM

Final Part...

"I have a new idea".

Clegg - "Mighty one you are Mighty".

"Da laaaa, like it".

Clegg - "A beard, I don't get it My Master".

"Clegg your a dimwit at times, I'm going to need this after the kidnapping".

Clegg - "Woo, slow down mighty one this is going to far".

"Shut up you whimp this is going to work".

Some time later..

Clegg - "It worked great one".

"Indeed it did Cleggy my little poodle".

Clegg - "That's a puppy my Master, errr".

"Yes it's Ed's puppy and if he wants it back he will have to obey me".

Clegg - "Mighty one that's your puppy".

"$>^%*£..time for the beard and a fast exit out of here".

The End

BossMark · 05-06-12, 09:20 AM

Nice STEED very nice

And probably true to life as well

STEED · 05-06-12, 10:05 AM

I've leave it to you guys to do a Clegg one.

05-05-12, 02:15 AM	#271
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05-05-12, 05:38 AM	#272
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05-05-12, 06:11 AM	#274
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	As long as he pays. Should be a good laugh, Borris is good entertainment value unlike that that boring camp of fart Ken. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-05-12, 07:34 AM	#279
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Cameron's morning... "Hello Clegg". Door closes... "Thanks a bunch you $%^&". Clegg - "You work for me dipstick". "Do you want me to tell the world how small your penis is you pinko". Clegg - "Forgive me my Master". "I will crush you if all this goes to hell, got that". Clegg -"Yes mighty one". "Right this is what we're going to do....". To be continued __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-05-12, 08:18 AM	#280
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	STEED that's bloody marvellous , keeping em coming mate __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-05-12, 02:00 PM	#281
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	"Hey Dave lets play at aeroplanes" __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-06-12, 08:45 AM	#282
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Part Two.. "Operation Egg Ed". Clegg - "Great idea my mighty great leader". "Five eggs must be used". Later that day after Operation Egg Ed... Clegg - "Mighty one it flunked big time". "I don't understand". Clegg - "The cuts backs are so deep we only had one egg". "ONE!...Just one lousy egg". Clegg - "Yes my Master". "I'm cheesed off at this news". *To be continued in the final part.* __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-06-12, 09:10 AM	#283
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Final Part... "I have a new idea". Clegg - "Mighty one you are Mighty". "Da laaaa, like it". Clegg - "A beard, I don't get it My Master". "Clegg your a dimwit at times, I'm going to need this after the kidnapping". Clegg - "Woo, slow down mighty one this is going to far". "Shut up you whimp this is going to work". Some time later.. Clegg - "It worked great one". "Indeed it did Cleggy my little poodle". Clegg - "That's a puppy my Master, errr". "Yes it's Ed's puppy and if he wants it back he will have to obey me". Clegg - "Mighty one that's your puppy". "$>^%£..time for the beard and a fast exit out of here". The End* __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-06-12, 09:20 AM	#284
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Nice STEED very nice And probably true to life as well __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-06-12, 10:05 AM	#285
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I've leave it to you guys to do a Clegg one. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!