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A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, "Hey, that's neat. Where did you get that?" The parrot says, "France—they've got millions of them there."
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#2792 |
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A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, "You don't see a dog in here drinking a martini very often." The dog says, "At these prices, I'm not surprised."
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#2793 |
Silent Hunter
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Saw a gorgeous woman at Mcdonalds spank her child for throwing his fries on the ground.
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#2794 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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#2795 |
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A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49." The duck replies, "Put it on my bill."
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#2796 |
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So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any jobs?" and the bartender says, "Why don't you try the circus?" The dog replies, "Why would the circus need a bartender?"
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#2797 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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"Doctor, how's that kid doing that swallowed all of those coins?"
"No change yet."
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
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This guy's wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
He hears a loud thud and goes into the kitchen. She's dead on the floor. He panics. "Omg, what do I do??". Then he remembers..... Mcdonalds do All Day Breakfast.
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Navy Seal
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Silent Hunter
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There's a cheap hooker that works round the corner from Mcdonalds.
Quarter? Pound her.
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When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. "Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find," he told me. At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk. "Believe it or not," I said, "this is for a sick dog." As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced, "These are for my cats."
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#2803 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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If a service dog appoaches you and he is alone, it means the owner can't move and is in trouble.
Follow the dog to get a free wallet.
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#2804 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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My grandpa has the heart of a lion!
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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#2805 |
Fleet Admiral
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My Uncle got arrested for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the safe.
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