The dark age is coming back

[sonar732]

Wasn't this going to be locked due to Von_Capo's constant barrage of anti-religion hate post?

[The Noob]

Originally Posted by August

Oh von Capo you are so going to hell. Burn baby Burn!

The same insanity like "Atheism is the root for all evil". So damn insane dude.

"And on the right window you see Subsim.com general disgustion, THE place for Radical Christian Right wingers."

Maybe he will go to hell. I don't know if g-d exists or not, but i think he does not. Still, i'm not 100% sure.

But IF g-d exists and i am going to hell, i won't have any problems. Because I am going to Communist hell, while von Capo is going to Capitalist hell.

A man dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell. Naturally, he wants to compare the two, so he goes over to capitalist hell. There outside the door is the devil, who looks a bit like Ronald Reagan. "What's it like in there?" asks the visitor. "Well," the devil replies, "in capitalist hell, they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"That's terrible!" he gasps. "I'm going to check out communist hell!" He goes over to communist hell, where he discovers a huge queue of people waiting to get in. He waits in line. Eventually he gets to the front and there at the door to communist hell is a little old man who looks a bit like Karl Marx. "I'm still in the free world, Karl," he says, "and before I come in, I want to know what it's like in there."

"In communist hell," says Marx impatiently, "they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil, and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"But… but that's the same as capitalist hell!" protests the visitor, "Why such a long queue?"

"Well," sighs Marx, "Sometimes we're out of oil, sometimes we don't have knives, sometimes no hot water…"

[August]

Originally Posted by The Noob

But IF g-d exists and i am going to hell, i won't have any problems. Because I am going to Communist hell, while von Capo is going to Capitalist hell.

Naw, they're the same hell. It's run by the Greens....

[The Avon Lady]

Communist hell? I hope you like eating frozen potatoes 3 times a day!

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by sonar732

Wasn't this going to be locked due to Von_Capo's constant barrage of anti-religion hate post?

This one is on my watch, and I have a slow trigger finger. As such, I prefer to give three strikes. This is number two, and is the last time I will ask:

FINAL WARNING: Let this thread die a natural death.

Dan san*,

Tak (With keys in the playground gate's lock)

*'Thank you' in the Japanese Izumo dialect.

[Safe-Keeper]

Oh von Capo you are so going to hell. Burn baby Burn!

Whether or not that was a joke, I'm baffled by how a select few particularly compassionate Christians seem to enjoy the idea of someone being hideously tortured for all eternity simply because they do not share your mythological beliefs.

I didn't bother to read half way through the first one since its purely stereotypical hypocritcal hate garbage.

Be that as it may, it is accurate.

There are lots of believers out there who excuse the contradictions and shortcomings of the Bible with "oh, God has his reasons" or "we have to have faith". The cartoon is not inaccurate at all.

Islamic radicals be forwarned! You don't have anything on them since they outclass you any day of the week for pushing agendas!

Atheists are worse than Islamic radicals now? How cute.

I like myself. It shows just how badly the Christians have pushed their laws onto the people.

Believe in God, Mara, Shiva, Odin, the Flying Spaggheti Monster or the Celestial Tea-Pot all you want. Worship whatever entity someone's cooked up with no evidence for the rest of your life, should you so wish. But keep it to yourself. The moment you push laws on people because it's demaned of you by Gary the Grand God, you're stepping out of line.

Even the Bible tells you to "worship at home in your closet". Of course, the contradictory book also tells you to go spread your faith, and to stone to death whoever invites you to worship other Gods, but the fact remains.

[Takeda Shingen]

Alright, that's it. The playground is closed; everybody out of the sandbox. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Good night, Irene. Et al.