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Old 10-04-13, 09:37 AM   #2596
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The same person that puts the acid in acid rain.

How do you write zero in roman numerals?
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Old 10-04-13, 01:00 PM   #2597
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Good question!

Why does a vegetarian budgerigar eat cuttlefish?
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Old 10-04-13, 01:58 PM   #2598
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Because sharks are to bothersome.

Can you guess my weight?
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Old 10-04-13, 05:20 PM   #2599
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A. From the pain in my foot, I would guess that you need to lose a few pounds!

Q. Where do night owls roost?
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Old 10-05-13, 08:56 PM   #2600
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Owls sleep in tree holes or hollows, caves, rocks, old buildings, barns anywhere the sunlight cant reach. Bats sleep in caves, tree hollows, abandon buildings, bat boxes, and one species sleeps underground. The Indian bat sleeps in the underside of the bark of shagbark hickory trees.

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Old 10-06-13, 07:54 AM   #2601
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Half as many punctures.

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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Old 10-06-13, 07:31 PM   #2602
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Also, why isn't it pronounced 'eleventy'?

Why does the Welsh language involve so much phlegm?
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Old 10-06-13, 08:03 PM   #2603
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If you work in a coal mine phlegm is a natural consequence.

Can you cook? And if so what is your favourite dish.?
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Old 10-06-13, 08:54 PM   #2604
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Can't cook, can eat. Favourite food is Thai.

Whats the worst meal you've had?
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Old 10-07-13, 06:59 AM   #2605
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Anything laced with garlic.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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A. Possibly a crawly, as in creepy.

Q. Why do vampires not like garlic?
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Old 10-07-13, 02:59 PM   #2607
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You should try smelling the stuff...absolutely revolting.

Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
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Old 10-08-13, 11:36 AM   #2608
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God only knows.

Will my chewing lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?
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Old 10-08-13, 01:44 PM   #2609
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Yes, but when you chew the bedpost it will be pleasingly minty.

Would a sheep with no legs be a cloud?
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Old 10-08-13, 02:00 PM   #2610
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Only in your imagination.


Why is it called a building when it is built ?
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