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Old 10-01-13, 04:15 AM   #2566
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Ask your Doctor!


While you are seeing your Quack, will you ask him about that funny-looking rash on your arm?
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Old 10-01-13, 05:53 AM   #2567
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It's not my arm I'm worried about...

what's the medical name for the back-of-your-knee?
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Old 10-01-13, 06:20 AM   #2568
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For some it's called a backside.

How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Old 10-01-13, 07:52 AM   #2569
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Wait until it lands.

What do you think about scheming women?
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Old 10-01-13, 09:42 AM   #2570
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I think it's good to scheme as many women as you can, before they do it to you.

Did Bossmark have a lucky escape?
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Old 10-01-13, 10:12 AM   #2571
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Most definitely.

Being a Yorkshireman though, do you see him falling for the same scam again?
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I would put money on it. Even more if it was with the same woman!

Is it really fair to keep ripping into Bossmark like this?
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Old 10-01-13, 01:16 PM   #2573
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Let me think about that for a moment.....yes.

Could he be one of the next contestants on the Cilla Black show Blind Date?
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Old 10-01-13, 02:19 PM   #2574
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Yes, and knowing his luck he would end up with that Ukranian bird as his date!
Are there any plans for another Subsim meet?
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Old 10-02-13, 08:19 AM   #2575
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Yes BossMark is hosting one in Ukraine before Xmas.

Will you be there?
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Old 10-02-13, 10:26 AM   #2576
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I'll stop at home thanks....the already has all my money and a UK passport.

If swimming is good for your shape then why do whales look like they do?

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Old 10-02-13, 05:30 PM   #2577
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High cholesterol diet and much beer drinking.

Are there any whales in Wales?
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Old 10-02-13, 06:36 PM   #2578
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Sure beached whales.

You just soiled your underwear away from home at a pub how do you resolve this issue?
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Old 10-03-13, 07:04 AM   #2579
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Flush your soiled skivvies down the khazi and walk out the pub commando like you own the place.

Does anyone know how to fix a toilet blocked by Stealheads' cacky undies?
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Stick your head down there to take a look at the blockage then use your teeth.

Anyone for breakfast?
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