UK Politics Thread

[bertieck476]

Originally Posted by STEED

Ian Duncan Smith has been appointed a new position of...Minister to enforce poverty and starvation.


Did you see that sick bastard laughing his head off about how many people need to use food banks now.

No I didn't could you post a link to it.

[BossMark]

Ian Duncan Smith is the most heartless and evil Tory bastard ever god help us if ever gets to be PM

[STEED]

Originally Posted by BossMark

Ian Duncan Smith is the most heartless and evil Tory bastard ever god help us if ever gets to be PM

He makes Toff Boy look like a sheep.

[Jimbuna]

Well I received a personalised Xmas card of my Labour MP but that won't put much food on the table either.

[Jimbuna]

Nigella Lawson's PAs have been found not guilty of defrauding her, the jury giving an affirmative answer to the question " Do you really imagine that Ms Lawson, the daughter of a former chancellor, friend of the prime minister and an acknowledged expert in Home Economics would remotely consider allowing her domestic helpers unlimited use of her credit card as a reward for turning a blind eye to her alleged, and by no means proven, bacchanalian consumption of unconventional condiments?"
Or something like that.

Suddenly I've developed an interest in her books and TV programmes that was never there before!! especially in her choice of herbs for turkey stuffing, and what she uses to put a decorative snowy dusting on her mince pies....

Apparently there is a fan club for people interested in following up her recipies and lifestyle advice. Applications to Mr D Cameron, Secretary "Team Nigella", 10 Downing Street, Westminster, London. Remember to enclose a self sealing polythene bag for your welcome gift.

Happy Christmas!!!

[STEED]

^And BossMark wants to give her one in the sack..hubba hubba.

[flag4]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Well you know what they say...."We are all in it together"

'every little helps..'

in our

'big society..'

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by STEED

^And BossMark wants to give her one in the sack..hubba hubba.

Mince pies in a sack? Sounds unsanitary.

[STEED]

BossMark...I'm going to cover you in funny white powder.

Nigella...SNORT

BossMark...You Bitch, that was talc!

BossMark...Sod you I'm off to the pub.

[STEED]

The Tory party

IDS singing..Jingle bells jingle bells I hate the stinking poor, what fun I would have killing them all today..

[BossMark]

Originally Posted by STEED

BossMark...I'm going to cover you in funny white powder.

Nigella...SNORT

BossMark...You Bitch, that was talc!

BossMark...Sod you I'm off to the pub.

True that well the pub bit is anyway

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by BossMark

True that well the pub bit is anyway

You must have put the wrong items on your list...five bottles of Nelsons blood so no need to pay for drink at the pub

[STEED]

People using food bins over Xmas this year has tripled over last Xmas!

So much for the recovery Toff Boy. People are starving while you fat pigs bleed the poor dry you Heartless swine!

[Jimbuna]

Hey STEED....lookee lookee

The UK will be in a position to overtake Germany as Europe's largest economy, according to the think tank the Centre for Economic and Business Research (CEBR).

The CEBR predicts that Germany will lose its current top spot in Europe by 2030.

It cites the UK's population growth as an aid to economic acceleration.

The report echoes the recent confidence of other business groups such as the British Chambers of Commerce (BCC).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25519110

[STEED]

Just a load of over paid fat heads paid to think up all kinds of BS. Hey you the person paying there wages I can do that for half of what your paying them.