Ask the next Person a Question - Page 161

STEED · 09-07-13, 03:35 AM

Cooking!...and have it with your great British breakfast.

Why add choc/straw.bana powder to milk to make a milkshake?

Surely you just shake to milk and there you go..

Jimbuna · 09-07-13, 10:46 AM

Some prefer it stirred.

How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us at night?

BossMark · 09-07-13, 12:43 PM

Put the wife on Vodka

Will this work?

vienna · 09-07-13, 12:50 PM

Only if it's still under warranty...

What's behind door No. 3?...

<O>

Jimbuna · 09-07-13, 01:47 PM

No.4?

Why isn't a skeleton key made from bones?

Red October1984 · 09-08-13, 12:15 AM

Because. It's impractical.

Why is the amount of idiots in this world too high?

STEED · 09-08-13, 04:19 AM

All part of the master plan to dumb down the world and keep you in your place.

Who is behind it?

TarJak · 09-08-13, 06:20 AM

The man behind the curtain

Which curtain will you choose? #1,#2 or #3?

u crank · 09-08-13, 06:41 AM

The green one.

Would you like to spin the wheel?

TarJak · 09-08-13, 06:54 AM

No thanks, but I'll take a vowel.

Where can I get a smile like a game show host?

Tango589 · 09-08-13, 10:04 AM

At the same institute where game-show hosts are lobotomised.

If a lager is advertised as 5% premium lager then does that mean it's 95% donkey widdle?

Jimbuna · 09-08-13, 10:08 AM

Only if brewed in Australia.

Where have all the good guys gone?

u crank · 09-08-13, 10:24 AM

Well I'm here.

Where are you?

Jimbuna · 09-08-13, 11:04 AM

Right here as well.

Anyone else?

Tango589 · 09-08-13, 11:28 AM

I'm not here.

Where am I?

09-07-13, 03:35 AM	#2401
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Cooking!...and have it with your great British breakfast. Why add choc/straw.bana powder to milk to make a milkshake? Surely you just shake to milk and there you go.. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-07-13, 10:46 AM	#2402
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some prefer it stirred. How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us at night? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-07-13, 12:43 PM	#2403
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Put the wife on Vodka Will this work? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

09-07-13, 12:50 PM	#2404
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,713 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Only if it's still under warranty... What's behind door No. 3?... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

09-07-13, 01:47 PM	#2405
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	No.4? Why isn't a skeleton key made from bones? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-13, 12:15 AM	#2406
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Because. It's impractical. Why is the amount of idiots in this world too high? __________________

09-08-13, 04:19 AM	#2407
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	All part of the master plan to dumb down the world and keep you in your place. Who is behind it? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-08-13, 06:20 AM	#2408
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	The man behind the curtain Which curtain will you choose? #1,#2 or #3?

09-08-13, 06:41 AM	#2409
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,745 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	The green one. Would you like to spin the wheel? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

09-08-13, 06:54 AM	#2410
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	No thanks, but I'll take a vowel. Where can I get a smile like a game show host?

09-08-13, 10:04 AM	#2411
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	At the same institute where game-show hosts are lobotomised. If a lager is advertised as 5% premium lager then does that mean it's 95% donkey widdle? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

09-08-13, 10:08 AM	#2412
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Only if brewed in Australia. Where have all the good guys gone? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-13, 10:24 AM	#2413
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,745 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Well I'm here. Where are you? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

09-08-13, 11:04 AM	#2414
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Right here as well. Anyone else? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-13, 11:28 AM	#2415
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I'm not here. Where am I? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...