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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
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#227 |
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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#228 |
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
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Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.
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#230 |
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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
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When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
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For me the Subsim Calendar is stuck on December 2022 and won't move forward....Anyone else having this problem??
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#237 |
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To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
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When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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