SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997 |
12-27-22, 08:26 AM | #226 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-28-22, 07:36 AM | #227 |
Chief of the Boat
|
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-29-22, 12:02 PM | #228 |
Chief of the Boat
|
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-30-22, 08:31 AM | #229 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-31-22, 08:36 AM | #230 |
Chief of the Boat
|
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-01-23, 01:57 PM | #231 |
Chief of the Boat
|
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-02-23, 09:31 AM | #232 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-03-23, 07:06 AM | #233 |
Chief of the Boat
|
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-04-23, 04:20 AM | #234 |
Chief of the Boat
|
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-04-23, 04:37 PM | #235 |
Ocean Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 3,425
Downloads: 58
Uploads: 0
|
For me the Subsim Calendar is stuck on December 2022 and won't move forward....Anyone else having this problem??
__________________
|
01-04-23, 04:40 PM | #236 | |
Fleet Admiral
|
Quote:
Markus
__________________
My little lovely female cat |
|
01-05-23, 07:49 AM | #237 |
Chief of the Boat
|
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-06-23, 07:00 AM | #238 |
Chief of the Boat
|
When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-07-23, 06:39 AM | #239 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-08-23, 05:48 AM | #240 |
Chief of the Boat
|
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
|
|