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#2341 |
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I had to borrow my best friend's cell phone to call my wife to tell her that I would be late again.
She answer the phone "Hi Honey, I missed you, when can you be over!" How did she know it was me?
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#2342 |
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My Korean girlfriend made a pie from Scratch this weekend. I’m gonna miss that dog.
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#2343 |
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Just been pulled over by a cop. He said ‘can you identify yourself sir’ so I pulled out a mirror and said ‘yep that’s me!’
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#2344 |
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If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?
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#2345 |
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I have not had a car accident in over 30 years
My wife says I drive wrecklessly
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#2346 |
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You know you’re a bad driver when your SatNav says “In 400 yards, please stop the car and let me out”.
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#2347 |
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Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.
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#2348 |
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I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.
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#2349 |
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Iraqi Awards Night:
And the 2016 winner for suicide bomber of the year goes to… Abdul Sahib. Unfortunately he couldn’t be here with us tonight.
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#2350 |
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For my birthday, a friend gave me a Telepathic Abacus
I guess it is the thought that counts
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#2351 |
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There is a new show on Netflix about a Camel herder trying to break into the milk business
It is a dromedary dairy drama
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#2352 |
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick
She is not talking to me
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#2353 |
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Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.
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#2354 |
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The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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#2355 |
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Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.
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