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Old 11-25-11, 07:04 AM   #2326
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Funny you should mention that Jim, Jen is going to give me a number 2 razor cut this weekend, first time in over 30 years, she could be making a big mistake!
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Old 11-25-11, 08:04 AM   #2327
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^ over the years I went from #2 over #1 to no guard


after some minutes, Jen lost the motivation and threw away the clipper
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Old 11-25-11, 08:39 AM   #2328
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Funny you should mention that Jim, Jen is going to give me a number 2 razor cut this weekend, first time in over 30 years, she could be making a big mistake!
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^ over the years I went from #2 over #1 to no guard


after some minutes, Jen lost the motivation and threw away the clipper
LOL....always been a #1 here
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Old 11-27-11, 02:55 PM   #2329
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Look at this cool thread I found.
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Old 11-27-11, 02:58 PM   #2330
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Nice picture Jim, pity I can't see it!
I'll help.

1. Are your eyes open?
2. Is the computer turned on?
3. Is the monitor turned on?
4. Did you pay your internetz bill?
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Old 11-27-11, 03:27 PM   #2331
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2. Is the computer turned on?
3. Is the monitor turned on?
4. Did you pay your internetz bill?
LOL
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Old 11-27-11, 04:23 PM   #2332
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1. Are your eyes open?
2. Is the computer turned on?
3. Is the monitor turned on?
4. Did you pay your internetz bill?
I can say yes to all above and I can't either see the picture and some of the others he has posted in this thread

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Old 11-27-11, 04:28 PM   #2333
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I'll help.

1. Are your eyes open?
If so, try closing them, waiting 30 seconds, and opening them again.

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2. Is the computer turned on?
If so, try turning it off, waiting 30 seconds, and turning it back on again.

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3. Is the monitor turned on?
If so, try turning it off and back on again while standing on your head and shouting, "All hail the cybergods, may their mercy grant me the vision I desire."

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4. Did you pay your internetz bill?
If not, kindly forward me the $$ and I will be happy to take care of that for you.
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Old 11-27-11, 06:39 PM   #2334
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Behave yersel
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okay tanks for holding, dis iz Snuggles, subsim teknical support.
pleaz say user name into mouse so I can pull up your recordz.
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Old 11-27-11, 08:17 PM   #2336
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Looks like things got ugly. They had to transfer him to a supervisor...

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okay, you said :Reece. Iz dat correct?
...
Okay, i haz your records, are you calling about using your dvd playerz as a cuphollder again?
Oh, it iz new problems?
Okay, tell me what iz new problemz?

okay,let me put you on the holdz for a moment.
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Old 11-27-11, 11:04 PM   #2338
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Hi, dis iss Reece, somethin wen wrong!!
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WASSERBOMBE!!
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Old 11-29-11, 05:30 PM   #2340
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Now let this be the final post, I declare Reece the winner!
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