Ask the next Person a Question - Page 155

Fubar2Niner · 08-20-13, 03:37 PM

Not since drinking 'Amazing Stag'

Do brewers have a case against their bosses regarding impotence?

Jimbuna · 08-21-13, 04:48 AM

Best ask someone brave enough to admit they suffer from the 'droop'.

Do you?

Feuer Frei! · 08-23-13, 01:54 AM

No.

What's your biggest motivation for getting up in the morning?

Jimbuna · 08-23-13, 04:24 AM

Currently, to watch The Ashes series on Sky Sports.

If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?

STEED · 08-23-13, 01:40 PM

In your lap.

Why do women fart and then go on to say..."Poo you farted"?

Spiced_Rum · 08-23-13, 02:52 PM

A. Because ladies do not break wind, and if they did it would smell of roses. Therefore, any foul stench must be the fault of a man.

Q. Why do they not use safety glass to make beer bottles?

WernherVonTrapp · 08-23-13, 02:54 PM

Because it isn't safe.

Is it safe?

STEED · 08-23-13, 02:56 PM

Yes...I mean no...wait...yes...no.

What was the question again.

Jimbuna · 08-23-13, 02:59 PM

heaven only knows.

Better to do or dare?

Spiced_Rum · 08-23-13, 03:23 PM

A. Who dares wins

Q. Better dead than Red?

Fubar2Niner · 08-23-13, 03:27 PM

Better alive and a millionaire

Does this make me a Tory Toff?

Spiced_Rum · 08-23-13, 03:55 PM

A. No because you chose the Reds, who would have exterminated or imprisoned any capitalist Tory.

Q. Why do people only call Tories toffs, when toff is about money and attitude and not their politics?

Fubar2Niner · 08-23-13, 03:58 PM

I think you just answered your own question hehe

Why do budgies eat cuttlefish and not the other way round?

Spiced_Rum · 08-23-13, 04:02 PM

A. Because budgies are a vicious predator that have to be kept locked up behind bars and distracted with mirrors and bells. Cuttlefish do not have mirrors or bells.

Q. Why do doves cry?

Edit: this answer is based on personal experience - never trust a budgie!

Fubar2Niner · 08-23-13, 04:06 PM

Because their cots are open to all weathers.

Why isn't wan kin
the capital of China?

08-21-13, 04:48 AM	#2312
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Best ask someone brave enough to admit they suffer from the 'droop'. Do you? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-23-13, 01:54 AM	#2313
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	No. What's your biggest motivation for getting up in the morning? __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

08-23-13, 04:24 AM	#2314
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Currently, to watch The Ashes series on Sky Sports. If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-23-13, 01:40 PM	#2315
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	In your lap. Why do women fart and then go on to say..."Poo you farted"? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-23-13, 02:52 PM	#2316
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Because ladies do not break wind, and if they did it would smell of roses. Therefore, any foul stench must be the fault of a man. Q. Why do they not use safety glass to make beer bottles? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

08-20-13, 03:37 PM	#2311
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Not since drinking 'Amazing Stag' Do brewers have a case against their bosses regarding impotence?

08-23-13, 02:54 PM	#2317
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Because it isn't safe. Is it safe? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

08-23-13, 02:56 PM	#2318
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Yes...I mean no...wait...yes...no. What was the question again. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-23-13, 02:59 PM	#2319
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	heaven only knows. Better to do or dare? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-23-13, 03:23 PM	#2320
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Who dares wins Q. Better dead than Red? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

08-23-13, 03:27 PM	#2321
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Better alive and a millionaire Does this make me a Tory Toff?

08-23-13, 03:55 PM	#2322
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. No because you chose the Reds, who would have exterminated or imprisoned any capitalist Tory. Q. Why do people only call Tories toffs, when toff is about money and attitude and not their politics? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

08-23-13, 03:58 PM	#2323
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	I think you just answered your own question hehe Why do budgies eat cuttlefish and not the other way round?

08-23-13, 04:02 PM	#2324
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Because budgies are a vicious predator that have to be kept locked up behind bars and distracted with mirrors and bells. Cuttlefish do not have mirrors or bells. Q. Why do doves cry? Edit: this answer is based on personal experience - never trust a budgie! __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

08-23-13, 04:06 PM	#2325
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Because their cots are open to all weathers. Why isn't wan kin the capital of China?