This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 15

Jimbuna · 12-14-22, 11:57 AM

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Jimbuna · 12-15-22, 07:15 AM

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

Catfish · 12-16-22, 07:09 PM

Fox News:
A billionaire hires millionaires to explain to the middle class that all their problems come from poor people.

Jimbuna · 12-17-22, 06:28 AM

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

Jimbuna · 12-17-22, 02:02 PM

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Jimbuna · 12-18-22, 02:57 PM

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

Jimbuna · 12-19-22, 06:51 AM

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

Catfish · 12-19-22, 10:16 AM

Be happy and pray they said, it could become worse.

So i was happy and prayed and it became worse.

Jimbuna · 12-20-22, 08:50 AM

Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.

Jimbuna · 12-21-22, 09:30 AM

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Jimbuna · 12-22-22, 08:24 AM

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Jimbuna · 12-23-22, 01:21 PM

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Jimbuna · 12-24-22, 11:37 AM

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Jimbuna · 12-24-22, 11:38 AM

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.

Jimbuna · 12-26-22, 07:25 AM

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

12-14-22, 11:57 AM	#211
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-15-22, 07:15 AM	#212
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-16-22, 07:09 PM	#213
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,767 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Fox News: A billionaire hires millionaires to explain to the middle class that all their problems come from poor people. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

12-17-22, 06:28 AM	#214
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-17-22, 02:02 PM	#215
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-18-22, 02:57 PM	#216
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-19-22, 06:51 AM	#217
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-19-22, 10:16 AM	#218
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,767 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Be happy and pray they said, it could become worse. So i was happy and prayed and it became worse. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

12-20-22, 08:50 AM	#219
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-21-22, 09:30 AM	#220
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-22-22, 08:24 AM	#221
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-23-22, 01:21 PM	#222
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-24-22, 11:37 AM	#223
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-24-22, 11:38 AM	#224
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-26-22, 07:25 AM	#225
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!