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08-16-20, 12:44 PM | #2191 |
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Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.
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08-17-20, 07:49 AM | #2192 |
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I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.
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08-17-20, 07:50 AM | #2193 |
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I don’t understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on heaven being real.
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08-18-20, 12:51 PM | #2194 |
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Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.
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08-18-20, 12:52 PM | #2195 |
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I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
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08-19-20, 11:32 AM | #2196 |
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My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…
She was killed by an angry goat.
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08-19-20, 11:34 AM | #2197 |
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If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.
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08-19-20, 12:27 PM | #2198 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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08-19-20, 12:31 PM | #2199 |
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A fairy gave a man a wish
he wished his wife was 30 years younger and the fairy swung the wand and now the man was 80 years old Markus |
08-20-20, 05:53 AM | #2200 |
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My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby bottom.
Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.
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08-20-20, 12:38 PM | #2201 |
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Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.
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08-20-20, 02:51 PM | #2202 |
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Last anniversary, I gave my wife a diamond bracelet and she has not spoken to me since.
Well, that was the agreement.
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08-20-20, 03:35 PM | #2203 |
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I told my wife I have the body of an 18 year old......
She did not believe me until she looked in the freezer.
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08-20-20, 09:31 PM | #2204 |
Shark above Space Chicken
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This last page is all repeats and some of them weren't very long ago.....
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08-21-20, 04:36 AM | #2205 |
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What's the difference between a Chinese zoo and an American zoo? A Chinese zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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