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Old 08-01-13, 02:33 PM   #2116
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Right or left...either should do it.

Are we still not there yet?
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Old 08-01-13, 02:38 PM   #2117
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Actually, it was passed some time ago; sorry you missed it...


Is there no end?...


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Old 08-01-13, 03:06 PM   #2118
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Only when it stops.
Back to Marley and Clapton, they clearly said they didn't shoot the sheriff, so was it the deputy?
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Old 08-01-13, 05:13 PM   #2119
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Only when it stops.
Back to Marley and Clapton, they clearly said they didn't shoot the sheriff, so was it the deputy?
On the contrary, they both clearly admitted that they shot the sheriff, but who shot the deputy remains a mystery.

Perhaps the sheriff shot him?
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Old 08-01-13, 05:51 PM   #2120
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Possibly but he swore it was in self defence.

Who was Marley sharing the shelter of his single bed with?
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Old 08-01-13, 06:12 PM   #2121
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Ebenezer Scrooge.

Wait, we talkin' about Jacob or Bob?
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Old 08-01-13, 06:22 PM   #2122
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Bob of course.

Why did he wrap her in plastic?
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Old 08-01-13, 10:00 PM   #2123
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On the contrary, they both clearly admitted that they shot the sheriff, but who shot the deputy remains a mystery.

Perhaps the sheriff shot him?
Okay, I feel stupid. I got it backwards.


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Why did he wrap her in plastic?
To keep her from drying out.

How could I screw up "I shot the sheriff?"
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Old 08-02-13, 12:06 AM   #2124
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By letting Justin Bieber sing that song.

Why would you do such a thing?
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Old 08-02-13, 04:49 AM   #2125
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Because you have no taste whatsoever.

Who got the Twin Peaks reference earlier?
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Old 08-02-13, 05:56 AM   #2126
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Not me

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Old 08-02-13, 07:37 AM   #2127
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I've no idea.


Why do we all press harder on the buttons on the remote when the batteries are running down?
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Old 08-02-13, 08:10 AM   #2128
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Because you don't have the intelligence to replace them.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Old 08-02-13, 09:14 AM   #2129
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That completely depends on who is pronouncing the word phonetic.


Why is an oracle always a mystery?
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Old 08-02-13, 12:57 PM   #2130
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Because no one knows what it is.

If i were burned at the stake would I contribute to setting the casino alight?
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