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07-25-14, 03:04 PM | #196 |
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Oh thank god for that, I thought...never mind.
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07-25-14, 03:44 PM | #197 |
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You thought what...that the dental exam came right after the prostate exam? Well, you would be right. That's why we don't use grease. Last time people complained of the grease in their mouth....amongst other things.
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07-25-14, 04:20 PM | #198 |
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I hope I get to brush my teeth after the dental exam, to get rid of the taste of the ... grease?
Also, can I go first so I don't get anyone else's' "grease"?
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07-25-14, 05:36 PM | #199 | |
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Taking bets on whether he pukes or doesn't.
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07-25-14, 08:59 PM | #200 |
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??Finger?? Somehow I don't think he will be using either grease or his finger.
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07-25-14, 09:01 PM | #201 |
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Yea, we do it on a 3 count....so you can be ready for impact....found works better that way without the butter..
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07-25-14, 09:05 PM | #202 |
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Salted butter? Ever heard the saying 'pound salt'? Salted butter is just as good.
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07-25-14, 09:23 PM | #203 | |
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plus salt on my finger makes gives em dry mouth during he following dental exam..
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07-26-14, 05:01 AM | #204 |
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Attention all crew...
Armistead is NOT a doctor or a dentist.
Just thought you might want to know before you get the ten minute prostate exam, followed by the thirty minute oral exam. Oh, and be sure he doesn't get the two mixed up.
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07-26-14, 05:01 AM | #205 |
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Oh well, a couple of slugs of bilge brew beforehand will help numb any discomfort, as well as render my tastebuds inoperative.
A win-win situation!
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07-26-14, 07:30 AM | #206 |
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Remember, when his left hand is on your left shoulder, and his right hand is on your right shoulder, .......
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07-26-14, 10:26 AM | #207 | |
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Anyway, I do give you the choice of the middle finger or the thumb.. In fact, I think the bilge crew is so sick and disgusting right now I'm just gonna order everyone a broad spectrum antibiotic and pull all teeth. Frankly, some of your rectums smell better than your breathe....and I've developed a strange rash on my thumb after Swamp's exam...of maybe it was Wolferz's after....Not my fault our leader hasn't provided me with the rubber glove.
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07-26-14, 11:06 AM | #208 |
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but I was a certified EMTII 28 years ago....thumbs up....
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07-26-14, 11:09 AM | #209 |
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You have been 'certified' ever since I've known you.
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07-26-14, 01:36 PM | #210 |
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New digs!
No problem! ship him to me BBY! He sees ghosts on bridges...he'll fit right in??? Bear will be a little additional 'pet therapy'!
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