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STEED · 07-19-13, 12:57 PM

LAME!...Man your so lucky. Our ones will have you throwing a brick at the TV just to get rid of them.

This is not the answer just a comment...Next poster feel free to answer the question.

soopaman2 · 07-19-13, 01:09 PM

What was the question?

JK Commercials are lame because corporate lawyers sanitize them, no edgy humor anymore, unless it is a once aired Super Bowl Commercial, designed to make controversy to promote the brand.

Why are most people such media tools?

The Enigma · 07-19-13, 04:33 PM

They need to be something, so why not a media tool.

Why do they call things rocket science even when it hasn't to do anything with rockets?

Jimbuna · 07-19-13, 04:40 PM

Lack of imagination.

Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?

Spiced_Rum · 07-19-13, 05:47 PM

A. Camels. One rides them and the other smokes them.

Q. If a two hump camel mates with a one hump camel, how many humps do their calves have?

STEED · 07-20-13, 03:16 AM

15 humps.

So were the camels Irish?

BossMark · 07-20-13, 03:21 AM

Yes they are called Paddy and Mary

Are they from Dublin?

Fubar2Niner · 07-20-13, 04:56 AM

They're not sure!

Why has a rubber band never been number 1 in the charts

The Enigma · 07-20-13, 05:33 AM

Because it's content is nothing but air.

Why is Roger waters playing his rock opera "The Wall" in large venues
(We all know that the story behind that opera came from his disgust of playing in large venues)?

Fubar2Niner · 07-20-13, 09:32 AM

Because he got fed up playing 'The Hedge' at open air gigs.

Why doesn't lemon sole taste of lemons ?

Jimbuna · 07-20-13, 11:02 AM

Never had leather that tasted of lemon.

Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

Spiced_Rum · 07-20-13, 01:04 PM

A. Same reason that you normally see what your eating but cannot always eat what you see.

Q. Are your eyes bigger than your stomach?

soopaman2 · 07-20-13, 01:16 PM

Only when you are weeded up at a Golden Corral.

What was the point of Behind Blue eyes by the Who?

garren · 07-20-13, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Only when you are weeded up at a Golden Corral.

What was the point of Behind Blue eyes by the Who?

"Behind Blue Eyes" is sung from the point of view of the main villain of Lifehouse, Jumbo who is always angry and full of angst because of all the pressure and temptation that surrounds him, and the song was intended to be his "theme song" had the project been successful" - wiki

What is the purpose of life?

soopaman2 · 07-20-13, 01:30 PM

1 have sex
2 eat spare ribs
3 more sex
4 ????
5 Profit?

Why do people think woodchucks chuck wood, they cannot throw logs, too small?

07-19-13, 12:57 PM	#1846
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	LAME!...Man your so lucky. Our ones will have you throwing a brick at the TV just to get rid of them. This is not the answer just a comment...Next poster feel free to answer the question. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-19-13, 01:09 PM	#1847
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	What was the question? JK Commercials are lame because corporate lawyers sanitize them, no edgy humor anymore, unless it is a once aired Super Bowl Commercial, designed to make controversy to promote the brand. Why are most people such media tools? __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

07-19-13, 04:33 PM	#1848
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	They need to be something, so why not a media tool. Why do they call things rocket science even when it hasn't to do anything with rockets? __________________

07-19-13, 04:40 PM	#1849
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Lack of imagination. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-19-13, 05:47 PM	#1850
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Camels. One rides them and the other smokes them. Q. If a two hump camel mates with a one hump camel, how many humps do their calves have? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

07-20-13, 03:16 AM	#1851
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	15 humps. So were the camels Irish? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-20-13, 03:21 AM	#1852
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Yes they are called Paddy and Mary Are they from Dublin? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-20-13, 04:56 AM	#1853
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	They're not sure! Why has a rubber band never been number 1 in the charts

07-20-13, 05:33 AM	#1854
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Because it's content is nothing but air. Why is Roger waters playing his rock opera "The Wall" in large venues (We all know that the story behind that opera came from his disgust of playing in large venues)? __________________

07-20-13, 09:32 AM	#1855
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Because he got fed up playing 'The Hedge' at open air gigs. Why doesn't lemon sole taste of lemons ?

07-20-13, 11:02 AM	#1856
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never had leather that tasted of lemon. Why do your feet smell and your nose runs? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-20-13, 01:04 PM	#1857
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Same reason that you normally see what your eating but cannot always eat what you see. Q. Are your eyes bigger than your stomach? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

07-20-13, 01:16 PM	#1858
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Only when you are weeded up at a Golden Corral. What was the point of Behind Blue eyes by the Who? __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

07-20-13, 01:30 PM	#1860
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	1 have sex 2 eat spare ribs 3 more sex 4 ???? 5 Profit? Why do people think woodchucks chuck wood, they cannot throw logs, too small? __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.