Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

Granted, your mouth no longer has a roof and all of your feeding is done through a tube.

I wish unicorns and dragons roamed the land.

[Task Force]

Granted but then abunch of anti unicorn and dragon groups take you prisioner.

I wish that cats barked and dogs meowed.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but due to complications with their vocal cords all the cats and dogs die as soon as they attempt to make a noise

I wish

[TarJak]

Wish granted and duly crushed.

I wish I knew what Raptor1 wished for.

Granted, but you find it trivial, boring and already duly crushed. It was so meaningless that it causes you to drink heavily and suffer horrible hangovers.

I wish somebody would really find a Sasquatch.

[Jimbuna]

I wish I knew what Raptor1 wished for.

Granted, but you still fail to understand.

I wish fuel was edible.

[Task Force]

Granted Fuel is now ediable. But you get gas from it.

I wish cars ran on Natural gas. The realy natural type.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Task Force

Granted Fuel is now ediable. But you get gas from it.

I wish cars ran on Natural gas. The realy natural type.

Granted, but the ensuing stink gets you hounded by environmental groups from here to next christmas and in the end they solve the problem by sealing up your 'exhaust' with concrete, making you too heavy to move ever again.

I wish the built-in spell checker didn't try to tell me I had spelt christmas incorrectly.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Granted, but the ensuing stink gets you hounded by environmental groups from here to next christmas and in the end they solve the problem by sealing up your 'exhaust' with concrete, making you too heavy to move ever again.

I wish the built-in spell checker didn't try to tell me I had spelt christmas incorrectly.

Granted, but it deletes a random file every time you don't capitalize correctly.

I wish I could get a job at samsung, then I'd only be a few hours from the subsim world headquarters. Plus I'd becomae a transplant Texan!:hmm:

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are now floor-scrubbing boy number #1624, get cleaning

I wish I knew who really killed Manfred von Richthofen

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Granted, you are now floor-scrubbing boy number #1624, get cleaning

I wish I knew who really killed Manfred von Richthofen

Granted, it was Lee Harvey Oswald and some other bloke behind the grassy knoll.

I wish real life had background music.

[Jimbuna]

Gtanted, but in your area it's the Bay City Rollers.

I wish kangaroo meat tasted better.

[Task Force]

Granted Kangroo meat tastes so good that they go extinct. Now everyone wants it and there is no more to go around.

I wish I had a wish that was not crush/burn/melt/or anything that could ruin it.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's not this one

I wish for pizza

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's raw because you forgot to ask for a cooked one.

I wish that bitch from work would ring in sick tomorrow.