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07-13-20, 10:48 AM | #1816 |
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Sit on a donut
The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H
We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews"
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07-13-20, 11:04 AM | #1817 |
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A little Prep H for Armistead's nanny goat will cut down bleating in the stern...when he's allegedly milking the poor critter for his A.M. Capt'n Crunch bowl . Other than throwing live lobsters in boiling brine, animal cruelty is prohibited in the Bilge...and the man has access
to five poodles?. So much for 'three-dog-nights'..with "the Boss"??!!
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07-13-20, 11:53 AM | #1818 |
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Asked if there was any chances for advancing in my job as toilet cleaner ?
Yes of course you can. From now on you don't have to use your own toothbrush when cleaning the inside of the toilet anymore, the big boss said and then he gave me a squelches Markus |
07-13-20, 12:14 PM | #1819 |
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just remember to floss lightly around the Bilge's scuttling charges. We deign to reflect on careless 'BigBangTheory aboard ship!
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07-13-20, 04:15 PM | #1820 |
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Just so happens I'm well versed in history and religious affairs.. Not sure what "regale" means, but I suspect it has something to do with blowing air. Years ago a monk was sitting in a chair beside someone and they farted and he said "pew" and decided to make a long bench so if it happened again he could slide down and not interrupt service by picking up his chair and moving, so he named it a pew bench. They also used them in courts cuz when the judge said the sentence, people often crapped in their pants and others needed to slide down...
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07-15-20, 01:51 PM | #1821 |
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Regale:
It's what you do after you divorce Gale.
Thank you number one for that illuminating rumenation regarding farting in church. Really useful down at Our Lady of the bog of eternal Stench. It got the nuns started on their olfactory inspection tour of the seating. Air biscuits in the galley for all.
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07-15-20, 03:20 PM | #1822 |
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That can get to be habit forming.
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07-15-20, 07:04 PM | #1823 |
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Not to mention watching those billowing skirts after rosary refry night. Drapes in the wind. All they are is drapes in the wind.
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12-21-20, 04:43 AM | #1824 |
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Well, as per Sir Ein's request, I have returned to The Bilge...
Lay on whatever punishments for this sea rat you may, can't be worse than what I did crossing the equator.
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12-21-20, 05:06 AM | #1825 |
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welcome back!
Kaptlt.Endrass! No punishment is warranted unless Wolferz decides ! and he's mighty scarce these daze!
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12-22-20, 11:08 AM | #1826 |
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So we got our attack dog back?
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12-22-20, 12:19 PM | #1827 |
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First, you smell horrible, please go bathe in diesel oil and some rotten fish so we can tolerate you.
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12-23-20, 08:55 PM | #1828 |
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Gotcha
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12-23-20, 10:09 PM | #1829 |
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Come in, have seat, enjoy a drink, relax, and tell and listen to a few tall tales!
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01-03-21, 04:46 PM | #1830 |
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Oh hail
Me hearties,
This is a test. It seems I have been unable to post so trying it here in our beloved Bilge. Lets see if I am back as I hit the post it button.
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