Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Uh oh, Tango finally lost it
I wish Tango would stop escalating the conflict

Raptor, I lost it years ago mate, but it hasn't stopped me yet..

Granted, but I try neutralising the conflict by adding a highly trained batallion of small, yappy combat dogs to the war.

I wish the small, yappy combat dogs would be victorious then leave, never to return or cause the destruction of the universe or anything.

[Raptor1]

Granted, they leave and are never able to return in order to help with the upcoming 3rd Invasion

I wish my Cat-proof Bunker will be ready by then

[STEED]

Granted no cat can get in your house ever again just a bloody shame your house is full of them and they can not get out.

I want this thread LOCKED

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your locked inside it....so there

I wish yesterday would come the day before.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it is now...Tuesday, the day of your execution

I wish I could be the executioner

[STEED]

Granted but your next for the block

I wish for a ?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, take yer pick.



I wish the dog will sleep underneath the bed tonight.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the monster under the bed wakes up from it and takes the damn dog to his cave, where he eats him (note that the cave is located in the 9th dimension, so you're not reachin' him...).

I wish that cake tasted like cookies and cookies tasted like pizza.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but since the cake is a lie it causes a paradox which destroys the universe, again

I wish Paradox's Victoria and Hearts of Iron weren't so addicting

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you hate their music now.

I wish that Zero didn't enjoy clawing at my eyelids when I'm giving him kisses...

[Raptor1]

Granted, he now enjoys clawing for your brain instead

I wish I knew what music Stealth Hunter was talking about

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but I really don't know since I'm not up and with the times and things the kids are listening to these days; I'm assuming you're referring to music of some sort (yeah... I mainly stick with Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Wagner, Schubert, Vivaldi, and whatnot; I'm not a big fan of any other music that is not classical, though I do enjoy some of the music from the '60s and early '70s).

I wish that I was up with the times.

Granted, but times are not really that great. In fact they suck; you're miserable and pining for the good old days that never were in the first place. Those around you believe that your mind has gone and you are committed to an institution where you are fed a steady diet of psychotropic drugs until your brain explodes.

I wish I wasn't drinking my last beer right now.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you're drinking your 2nd to last beer ever right now.

I wish beer came in bigger bottles.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

I wish beer came in bigger bottles.

Granted but then beer comes in 10,000 gallon bottles that you can't lift.

I wish peanut butter would not stick to the roof of my mouth