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05-13-20, 05:46 AM | #1801 |
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If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were drowning in a swimming pool, what type of sandwich would you make?
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05-13-20, 07:14 AM | #1802 |
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05-13-20, 07:41 AM | #1803 |
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A woman rings her Mother-in-Law and says "Can you please tell me who's job it is to change a child if it poos itself?"
She replies, "Sorry dear but it's always the mums job", "Fine," she said, "Can you come over, your son got drunk and s**t himself."
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05-13-20, 11:15 AM | #1804 | |
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On this forum? A submarine sandwich of course.
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05-13-20, 12:09 PM | #1805 |
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05-14-20, 01:04 AM | #1806 |
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I just got fired from my job as a set designer.
I left without making a scene.
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05-14-20, 06:09 AM | #1807 |
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My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.
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05-14-20, 06:10 AM | #1808 |
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An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.
Lady: Can you help me get something off my breasts please? Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it? Lady: Your eyes
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05-14-20, 07:39 AM | #1809 |
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I walked by a homeless guy, he had a sign that said "One day this could be you."
So I put my money back in my pocket in case he was right.
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05-14-20, 01:36 PM | #1810 |
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05-14-20, 03:51 PM | #1811 |
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The wife and I have decided not to have children... The kids are taking it particularly badly.
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05-14-20, 06:31 PM | #1812 |
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Getting some good clever ones now. Well done.
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05-15-20, 01:45 AM | #1813 |
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Best joke of the year
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05-15-20, 02:08 AM | #1814 |
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My wife Ivy has been in isolation for over a week now... She's climbing the walls.
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05-15-20, 06:13 AM | #1815 |
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My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.
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