Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 120

Task Force · 08-03-08, 09:51 PM

Granted It is dorpping all tomorrow.

i wish I could stop feeling like we were on are boat still.

Raptor1 · 08-04-08, 12:22 AM

Granted, you now feel like a ton of pennies have been dropped on your head

I wish I could successfully circumnavigate the globe with only a spoon and a rubber duck in 10 days

Jimbuna · 08-04-08, 04:16 AM

Granted, you could....but only if the airline allowed you to inflate your rubber duck inflight.

I wish work was finished before it started.

Stealth Hunter · 08-04-08, 04:28 AM

Granted, but that means only work in cue can be done.

I wish that people weren't lazy.

UnderseaLcpl · 08-04-08, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

Granted, but that means only work in cue can be done.

I wish that people weren't lazy.

Granted, they are now hardworking. But they just can't seem to find a job. They can't help you with housework right now, either, because they have a stomachache. But they'll do it first thing tommorrow. Oh wait, they forgot they had a thing tommorrow. Well, they'll get back to lyou later about it. Also, could you bring them a beer?

Their feet hurt, too.

Please?
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I wish I could invent something useful.

Stealth Hunter · 08-04-08, 06:55 AM

Granted, but the beer is poisoned with the blood of a cow that's been rotting for a week in the hot sun of the Great Plains.

I wish that people could never lie.

Jimbuna · 08-04-08, 07:33 AM

Granted, they often stand as well.

I wish this horrible bitch sitting opposite me hadn't asked for a lift to the doctors.

TarJak · 08-04-08, 07:35 AM

Granted, she want's a lift home to yours for a bit of how's yer father.

I wish Jim would stop going on about the bitch sitting opposite him.

rifleman13 · 08-04-08, 07:39 AM

Granted, but then he started blabbing about another horrible bitch sitting beside him...

I wish that I have an authentic, functional, indestructible, never will go ape on me WWII Jeep with a working .50 cal M2 Browning...

UnderseaLcpl · 08-04-08, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rifleman13

Granted, but then he started blabbing about another horrible bitch sitting beside him...

I wish that I have an authentic, functional, indestructible, never will go ape on me WWII Jeep with a working .50 cal M2 Browning...

Granted, you're a fat, divorced, obsessed American WW2 re-enactor whose only joy in life is the jeep he will have to maitain for the short bit of his life that remains before he dies of a heart-attack. Also you must feel shamed that German re-enactors have cooler unifroms and gear. And for once, they outnumber Americans.

Raptor1 · 08-04-08, 09:32 AM

Granted, you die horribly for breaking the rules of the thread

I wish UnderseaLcpl would learn how to play, again

rifleman13 · 08-04-08, 09:55 AM

Granted, UnderseaLcpl now adheres to the thread rules and every time you, Raptor1, post a dream, no one but him can crush it, over, and over and over for all eternity...

I wish for someone to crush this wish in the most crushing manner possible...

08-04-08, 10:24 AM

Granted, your wish is crushed against a black hole by a dozen neutron stars travelling at 90% of the velocity of light. It is then chopped up, ground into a powder, mixed with swamp sludge and eaten by a small yappy dog.

I wish the light at the end of the tunnel was not an oncoming train.

Raptor1 · 08-04-08, 10:29 AM

Granted, it is now the police helicopter's searchlight, they finally got to you

I wish the Commies would all die

rifleman13 · 08-04-08, 10:33 AM

Granted, but then we have a problem with Fascists!

I wish Red China would have a very embarrasing Olympics...

08-03-08, 09:51 PM	#1786
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted It is dorpping all tomorrow. i wish I could stop feeling like we were on are boat still. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

08-04-08, 12:22 AM	#1787
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, you now feel like a ton of pennies have been dropped on your head I wish I could successfully circumnavigate the globe with only a spoon and a rubber duck in 10 days __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-04-08, 04:16 AM	#1788
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,742 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, you could....but only if the airline allowed you to inflate your rubber duck inflight. I wish work was finished before it started. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-04-08, 07:33 AM	#1792
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,742 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, they often stand as well. I wish this horrible bitch sitting opposite me hadn't asked for a lift to the doctors. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-04-08, 09:32 AM	#1796
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, you die horribly for breaking the rules of the thread I wish UnderseaLcpl would learn how to play, again __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-04-08, 04:28 AM	#1789
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but that means only work in cue can be done. I wish that people weren't lazy.

08-04-08, 06:55 AM	#1791
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but the beer is poisoned with the blood of a cow that's been rotting for a week in the hot sun of the Great Plains. I wish that people could never lie.

08-04-08, 07:35 AM	#1793
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, she want's a lift home to yours for a bit of how's yer father. I wish Jim would stop going on about the bitch sitting opposite him.

08-04-08, 07:39 AM	#1794
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but then he started blabbing about another horrible bitch sitting beside him... I wish that I have an authentic, functional, indestructible, never will go ape on me WWII Jeep with a working .50 cal M2 Browning...

08-04-08, 09:55 AM	#1797
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, UnderseaLcpl now adheres to the thread rules and every time you, Raptor1, post a dream, no one but him can crush it, over, and over and over for all eternity... I wish for someone to crush this wish in the most crushing manner possible...

08-04-08, 10:24 AM	#1798
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, your wish is crushed against a black hole by a dozen neutron stars travelling at 90% of the velocity of light. It is then chopped up, ground into a powder, mixed with swamp sludge and eaten by a small yappy dog. I wish the light at the end of the tunnel was not an oncoming train.

08-04-08, 10:29 AM	#1799
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, it is now the police helicopter's searchlight, they finally got to you I wish the Commies would all die __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-04-08, 10:33 AM	#1800
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but then we have a problem with Fascists! I wish Red China would have a very embarrasing Olympics...