The LolBoot Thread - Page 12

Jimbuna · 07-28-11, 06:51 AM

Now I know what they meant as I came aboard and someone called out "grease monkey"!!

Herr-Berbunch · 07-28-11, 06:56 AM

This instructions said: Gas Mark 6, 200ºC/400ºF for 35 minutes - surely it's ready by now?

AVGWarhawk · 07-28-11, 10:19 AM

AVGWarhawk · 07-28-11, 10:21 AM

Fellas, I don't think the 1x time compression activated when we are near land!

Why would you think that Hans? What is that banging noise outside on the hull?

AVGWarhawk · 07-28-11, 10:32 AM

So these mountain oysters are not from the Kiel Canal, where do the come from?!?!?!?!

Jimbuna · 07-28-11, 10:37 AM

Looking at all these lemons reminds me why the crew are so bitter!!

frau kaleun · 07-28-11, 10:54 AM

"A tip? Are you insane? My soup was cold and the service was lousy!"

Jimbuna · 07-28-11, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

"A tip? Are you insane? My soup was cold and the service was lousy!"

^ good one

A very old one....

"Waiter"

"Yes Sir"

"What's that fly doing in my soup"?

"Looks like breaststroke Sir"

frau kaleun · 07-28-11, 11:00 AM

"Okay guys, clear the table... IT'S BODY SHOT TIME!! "

Jimbuna · 07-28-11, 11:16 AM

Just who was in charge of navigation last night!!

AVGWarhawk · 07-28-11, 11:33 AM

Dear Mutter,
The war is going well. We have been provided living quarters overlooking the water. The waterfront parcel of land is surrounded by fencing that reminds me of home. There is a lovely deck excellent for basking in the sun. However, the exterior could use a coat of paint and some welding in a few spots.

Yours,
Hans

frau kaleun · 07-28-11, 12:09 PM

Dowly · 07-28-11, 12:11 PM

^ Haha, good one!

frau kaleun · 07-28-11, 02:00 PM

*googles 'LolBoot'*

NO, stoopid Google, I did NOT mean LolBot.

Anyway, we come up second.

But the LolBots are still kicking our Boots in the Image search.

Schöneboom · 07-28-11, 02:52 PM

07-28-11, 06:51 AM	#166
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Now I know what they meant as I came aboard and someone called out "grease monkey"!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-28-11, 06:56 AM	#167
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	This instructions said: Gas Mark 6, 200ºC/400ºF for 35 minutes - surely it's ready by now? __________________

07-28-11, 10:19 AM	#168
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

07-28-11, 10:21 AM	#169
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Fellas, I don't think the 1x time compression activated when we are near land! Why would you think that Hans? What is that banging noise outside on the hull? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road Last edited by AVGWarhawk; 07-28-11 at 10:33 AM.

07-28-11, 10:32 AM	#170
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	So these mountain oysters are not from the Kiel Canal, where do the come from?!?!?!?! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

07-28-11, 10:37 AM	#171
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Looking at all these lemons reminds me why the crew are so bitter!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-28-11, 10:54 AM	#172
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	"A tip? Are you insane? My soup was cold and the service was lousy!"

07-28-11, 11:00 AM	#174
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	"Okay guys, clear the table... IT'S BODY SHOT TIME!! "

07-28-11, 11:16 AM	#175
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just who was in charge of navigation last night!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-28-11, 11:33 AM	#176
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Mutter, The war is going well. We have been provided living quarters overlooking the water. The waterfront parcel of land is surrounded by fencing that reminds me of home. There is a lovely deck excellent for basking in the sun. However, the exterior could use a coat of paint and some welding in a few spots. Yours, Hans __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

07-28-11, 12:09 PM	#177
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Last edited by frau kaleun; 07-28-11 at 04:31 PM.

07-28-11, 12:11 PM	#178
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,005 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	^ Haha, good one!

07-28-11, 02:00 PM	#179
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	googles 'LolBoot' NO, stoopid Google, I did NOT mean LolBot. Anyway, we come up second. But the LolBots are still kicking our Boots in the Image search.

07-28-11, 02:52 PM	#180
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	__________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."