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Neigh.
Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
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07-13-13, 03:04 PM
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Is farting a form of communication?
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07-13-13, 03:34 PM
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Only in New Jersey.
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
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07-13-13, 04:05 PM
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Uh-oh, I can't remember where I was or what I was doing the day John Lennon was shot.
 How many aliases does alias have?
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07-13-13, 04:07 PM
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Just enough to confuse everyone.
Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job?
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07-13-13, 04:39 PM
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That's where they pick up their severance checks.
If 13 is an unlucky number, how much do you really get in a "Baker's Dozen"?
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07-13-13, 10:31 PM
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You tell us. You're the donut expert.
My favorite donut is chocolate iced. What is your favorite donut?
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07-14-13, 05:46 AM
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Strawberry jam.
Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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07-14-13, 11:28 AM
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Because they follow a deeper inner drive that makes them do so.
Do you consider them irresponsible?
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Why do wives hate Football?
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07-14-13, 12:45 PM
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Probably because they don't understand it.
Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
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Because they are either overdramatic or outright too stupid to respond. Why can't American football have as many hooligans as Euro Football? (we will always be second rate until we riot like them, Old Veterans field in Philly came close)
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07-14-13, 03:53 PM
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Because they are in fact weenies.
Didn't you know that?
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07-14-13, 04:24 PM
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No I definitely did not.
Why do pigs have curly tails?
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07-14-13, 08:38 PM
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It hides our crack.
What's your excuse? 
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