Ask the next Person a Question - Page 117

STEED · 07-12-13, 09:33 AM

Tall people were all shot years ago for looking down on the rest of us.

Have you ever met a nice south african?

Fubar2Niner · 07-12-13, 09:58 AM

No but I have seen a elephant fly!

Why can't I win the bloody lottery?

STEED · 07-12-13, 10:02 AM

It's rigged against those you hate the Tories.

Have you ever taken a piss in a phone booth?

Jimbuna · 07-12-13, 10:09 AM

No but I've locked up a fair few that have...of both genders.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

BossMark · 07-12-13, 02:51 PM

Because it means no bloody what so ever

Have you ever farted and followed through with no toilet in the near distance?

Jimbuna · 07-12-13, 03:59 PM

Of course not and mind your manners young man!!

Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?

STEED · 07-13-13, 03:19 AM

Because they are odd balls.

Are you member of the radical white ice cream liberation front?

TarJak · 07-13-13, 03:19 AM

No.

Are you?

STEED · 07-13-13, 03:27 AM

Yes..Hate that yellow stuff.

Have you taken a bath in whipped cream?

TarJak · 07-13-13, 03:33 AM

No, but my tounge has.

Have you ever had a tongue bath?

Fubar2Niner · 07-13-13, 04:12 AM

No but I've had a tongue lashing.

Why do I have almost as much hair round my bum as on my head, it doesn't get cold?

Jimbuna · 07-13-13, 09:55 AM

I hope your not going blind as well

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

soopaman2 · 07-13-13, 11:20 AM

Because god hates us.

Why did SyFy make Sharknado?

Just.........why?

*cuts himself and sobs*

Jimbuna · 07-13-13, 01:20 PM

Because Columbia Studios went bust.

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

u crank · 07-13-13, 01:36 PM

Scientists are working on that but for now it remains a mystery.

Is there any 'ham' in a hamburger?

07-12-13, 09:33 AM	#1741
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Tall people were all shot years ago for looking down on the rest of us. Have you ever met a nice south african? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-12-13, 10:02 AM	#1743
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	It's rigged against those you hate the Tories. Have you ever taken a piss in a phone booth? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-12-13, 10:09 AM	#1744
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	No but I've locked up a fair few that have...of both genders. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-12-13, 02:51 PM	#1745
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Because it means no bloody what so ever Have you ever farted and followed through with no toilet in the near distance? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now Last edited by BossMark; 07-12-13 at 03:02 PM.

07-12-13, 03:59 PM	#1746
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Of course not and mind your manners young man!! Why do flamingos stand on only one leg? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-12-13, 09:58 AM	#1742
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	No but I have seen a elephant fly! Why can't I win the bloody lottery?

07-13-13, 03:19 AM	#1747
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Because they are odd balls. Are you member of the radical white ice cream liberation front? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-13-13, 03:19 AM	#1748
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	No. Are you?

07-13-13, 03:27 AM	#1749
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Yes..Hate that yellow stuff. Have you taken a bath in whipped cream? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-13-13, 03:33 AM	#1750
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	No, but my tounge has. Have you ever had a tongue bath?

07-13-13, 04:12 AM	#1751
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	No but I've had a tongue lashing. Why do I have almost as much hair round my bum as on my head, it doesn't get cold?

07-13-13, 09:55 AM	#1752
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I hope your not going blind as well Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-13-13, 11:20 AM	#1753
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Because god hates us. Why did SyFy make Sharknado? Just.........why? cuts himself and sobs __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

07-13-13, 01:20 PM	#1754
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Because Columbia Studios went bust. Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-13-13, 01:36 PM	#1755
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Scientists are working on that but for now it remains a mystery. Is there any 'ham' in a hamburger? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke