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04-19-20, 06:08 AM | #1711 |
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Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.
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04-19-20, 06:09 AM | #1712 |
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Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body?
Husband: Your sense of humour.
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04-20-20, 05:08 AM | #1713 |
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The following conversation took place in a hospital.
Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.” Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”
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04-20-20, 05:12 AM | #1714 |
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I’m not bad at cooking or anything …but how long is pasta supposed to cook in the toaster?
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04-20-20, 05:59 AM | #1715 |
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Why is it called a building when it is already built?
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04-21-20, 06:36 AM | #1716 |
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A man asked God why is his life so hard when his neighbor who is an atheist has it so easy. God replied “I prefer it when people don’t keep bothering me”.
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04-21-20, 06:46 AM | #1717 |
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Murphy “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”
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04-22-20, 06:21 AM | #1718 |
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When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.
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04-22-20, 06:22 AM | #1719 |
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Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.
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04-22-20, 10:43 AM | #1720 |
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How do I spell your name? And where do I put the D?
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04-22-20, 04:27 PM | #1721 |
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04-22-20, 05:29 PM | #1722 | |
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Quote:
Sorry if that is a joke itself.
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04-23-20, 06:50 AM | #1723 |
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I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.
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04-23-20, 06:52 AM | #1724 |
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My wife always complains. Last week she was complaining that I never take her anywhere so last night I booked her a table but she still wasn’t happy. Apparently she hates snooker.
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04-23-20, 05:54 PM | #1725 | |
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Sorry for picking on you, Silent Hunter 5.
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