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#1697 |
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Just been arrested at the airport. Apparently “How many do you need?” is a bad response to the question “Do you have any firearms?”
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#1698 |
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What do you call a Welshman with loads of girlfriends?
A Shepherd.
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#1699 |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.
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#1700 |
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Just been on a date with a really attractive woman. Well it wasn’t really a date, we just had a meal together and watched a film. After a few hours the plane landed and we went our separate ways.
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#1701 |
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#1702 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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"Where's your husband?"
"In the garden." "I didn't see him." "You have to dig a little."
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#1703 |
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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant.
Husband: What do you want to drink? Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne. Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke?
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#1704 |
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Can’t believe how nice some people are. Got a compliment today about my driving. Someone left a message on my wind-shield that said ‘parking fine’.
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#1705 |
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What is perverse?
When the chicken is still attached.
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#1706 |
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Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.
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#1707 |
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After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.
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#1708 |
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#1709 |
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Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves.
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#1710 |
Fastest Gun Around
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico
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My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.
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