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Old 06-10-15, 12:29 PM   #17041
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Old 06-10-15, 01:33 PM   #17043
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Old 06-10-15, 02:40 PM   #17044
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I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".

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Old 06-10-15, 03:06 PM   #17046
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I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".
I thought it was funny to, then I tried google translate and invasion was the first word, but also Entry was among the proposal


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I thought it was funny to, then I tried google translate and invasion was the first word, but also Entry was among the proposal


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Yes, Markus, it is a translation error obviously. But, let me tell you one thing as a native speaker: never translate "entry" with "Einmarsch" which is a military term (mil.). It literally means "marching in" (to a restaurant). Now I am off for a march lock-step to the pub. It is not my fault. I was only following orders. The sign clearly stated "invade the pub".
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I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".
And after eating there you'll have Durchmarsch.

Explanation:
Durchmarsch means to march through and is also used as a term for having the runs.
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I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".
Shouldn't that sign be pointing towards the sunbeds?

For those who don't know, there is a great tradition/stereotype of the Germans sunbathers reserving all the sunbeds by the pool by putting their towels on them, often before 6am. This causes much irritation to British sunbathers who wanted to do the same thing.

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