Ask the next Person a Question - Page 112

fireftr18 · 07-05-13, 01:38 PM

If Spiced Rum stops feeding his bears, would they still poop in his woods?

Sailor Steve · 07-05-13, 01:39 PM

A good backscratching tree tops my list.

[edit] Oops, sorry firedude. Bearly caught my misteak in time.

No, they'd probably do it in his living room.

Am I wrong?

u crank · 07-05-13, 02:24 PM

Pawsably.

Do polar bears sweat?

Spiced_Rum · 07-05-13, 03:49 PM

A. Yes, when they see Eskimos out hunting them.

Q. What does an Eskimo gets when he sits in his igloo for too long?

TarJak · 07-05-13, 04:56 PM

Cold arse cheeks.

How cold is yours now?

Spiced_Rum · 07-05-13, 05:13 PM

A. If sitting up in the Artic my polaroids would be giving me hell.

Currently sitting in the attic (the bears are downstairs in the lounge) and my pelt covered chair is warm and toasty.

Q. How stratchy does an tree/post need to be to make a bear happy?

TarJak · 07-05-13, 05:16 PM

It depends on how much he can bare the itch.

Do the bears in your living room try to mate with your chair?

Spiced_Rum · 07-05-13, 05:38 PM

A. No, the pelts are cat [insert appropriate innuendo]. And I keep the chair out of sight in case they are tempted.

Q. If you dropped a cat with peanut butter spread over its back from the fourth floor, would it land on its feet or its back?

fireftr18 · 07-05-13, 07:43 PM

Depends on how expensive the carpet is.

Is Spiced Rum feeding his cat to his bears?

TarJak · 07-05-13, 08:21 PM

Only for the pelts.

If it's raining cats and dogs, is it pelting down?

Red October1984 · 07-05-13, 08:22 PM

Why would I know?

Are you feeding it to the bear?

WernherVonTrapp · 07-06-13, 10:38 AM

I throw it all to my dogs.

Do you still wear "Dr.Denton's"?

TarJak · 07-06-13, 10:39 AM

No but I still wear Dr. Martens.

Do you wear Doc's?

Jimbuna · 07-07-13, 09:56 AM

No, I wear my own.

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

The Enigma · 07-07-13, 03:05 PM

Because they (the builders) know that they need to build a fourteenth floor on top of it.

Will it ever become clear what will happen next?

07-05-13, 01:38 PM	#1666
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	If Spiced Rum stops feeding his bears, would they still poop in his woods? __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

07-05-13, 01:39 PM	#1667
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	A good backscratching tree tops my list. [edit] Oops, sorry firedude. Bearly caught my misteak in time. No, they'd probably do it in his living room. Am I wrong? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-05-13, 02:24 PM	#1668
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Pawsably. Do polar bears sweat? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

07-05-13, 03:49 PM	#1669
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Yes, when they see Eskimos out hunting them. Q. What does an Eskimo gets when he sits in his igloo for too long? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

07-05-13, 05:13 PM	#1671
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. If sitting up in the Artic my polaroids would be giving me hell. Currently sitting in the attic (the bears are downstairs in the lounge) and my pelt covered chair is warm and toasty. Q. How stratchy does an tree/post need to be to make a bear happy? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

07-05-13, 04:56 PM	#1670
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Cold arse cheeks. How cold is yours now?

07-05-13, 05:16 PM	#1672
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	It depends on how much he can bare the itch. Do the bears in your living room try to mate with your chair?

07-05-13, 05:38 PM	#1673
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. No, the pelts are cat [insert appropriate innuendo]. And I keep the chair out of sight in case they are tempted. Q. If you dropped a cat with peanut butter spread over its back from the fourth floor, would it land on its feet or its back? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

07-05-13, 07:43 PM	#1674
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Depends on how expensive the carpet is. Is Spiced Rum feeding his cat to his bears? __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

07-05-13, 08:21 PM	#1675
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Only for the pelts. If it's raining cats and dogs, is it pelting down?

07-05-13, 08:22 PM	#1676
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Why would I know? Are you feeding it to the bear? __________________

07-06-13, 10:38 AM	#1677
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	I throw it all to my dogs. Do you still wear "Dr.Denton's"? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

07-06-13, 10:39 AM	#1678
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	No but I still wear Dr. Martens. Do you wear Doc's?

07-07-13, 09:56 AM	#1679
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	No, I wear my own. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-07-13, 03:05 PM	#1680
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Because they (the builders) know that they need to build a fourteenth floor on top of it. Will it ever become clear what will happen next? __________________