Ask the next Person a Question - Page 111

Sailor Steve · 07-04-13, 06:53 AM

Nobody. The coroner's inquest ruled accidental death by evaporation.

Why is there no Lake Inferior?

Jimbuna · 07-04-13, 09:14 AM

Because no lake would own up to having a name like that.

Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"

WernherVonTrapp · 07-04-13, 10:06 AM

The same person who first lost a tooth after biting down on the pearl.

We know Mother Of Pearl, so whose the father?

Jimbuna · 07-04-13, 10:50 AM

Mr Pearl Diver

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

Red October1984 · 07-04-13, 11:38 AM

The same guy who first discovered cow's milk.

When do the British celebrate Independence?

STEED · 07-04-13, 11:47 AM

The day we hold a revolution.

Will it happen?

I say no, over to you what you think..

WernherVonTrapp · 07-04-13, 12:29 PM

If it does, the sun will neither rise nor set on the British Empire.

Are revolutions perpetual or do they eventually lose momentum?

Jimbuna · 07-04-13, 02:03 PM

Depends how hard you push them.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

WernherVonTrapp · 07-04-13, 07:38 PM

The first poor chap born with that particular speech impediment.

Why do only English speaking people pronounce it "lisp"?

TarJak · 07-05-13, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WernherVonTrapp

The first poor chap born with that particular speech impediment.

Why do only English speaking people pronounce it "lisp"?

Because they don't know the German word for it.

How do you know if you have a lisp?

Jimbuna · 07-05-13, 05:00 AM

I simply check I don't have my denture in

Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?

STEED · 07-05-13, 09:15 AM

They are not jim...PC MADNESS RULES OK.

Chalk boards or wipe boards. Black boards is racist!

Is your country hot on Political Correctness?

Jimbuna · 07-05-13, 09:40 AM

Your kidding me...surely?

Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior?

Red October1984 · 07-05-13, 11:14 AM

Because. We can't do anything right with the tax money.

Anybody else live in the woods?

Spiced_Rum · 07-05-13, 11:45 AM

A. I am surrounded by woodland but do not go into the woods because of all the bear crap left lying around by Yogi and his friends.

Q. What are the bear necessities of life?

07-04-13, 06:53 AM	#1651
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Nobody. The coroner's inquest ruled accidental death by evaporation. Why is there no Lake Inferior? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-04-13, 09:14 AM	#1652
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Because no lake would own up to having a name like that. Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-04-13, 10:06 AM	#1653
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	The same person who first lost a tooth after biting down on the pearl. We know Mother Of Pearl, so whose the father? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

07-04-13, 10:50 AM	#1654
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Mr Pearl Diver Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-04-13, 11:38 AM	#1655
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	The same guy who first discovered cow's milk. When do the British celebrate Independence? __________________

07-04-13, 11:47 AM	#1656
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	The day we hold a revolution. Will it happen? I say no, over to you what you think.. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-04-13, 12:29 PM	#1657
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	If it does, the sun will neither rise nor set on the British Empire. Are revolutions perpetual or do they eventually lose momentum? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

07-04-13, 02:03 PM	#1658
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Depends how hard you push them. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-04-13, 07:38 PM	#1659
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	The first poor chap born with that particular speech impediment. Why do only English speaking people pronounce it "lisp"? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

07-05-13, 05:00 AM	#1661
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I simply check I don't have my denture in Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-05-13, 09:15 AM	#1662
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	They are not jim...PC MADNESS RULES OK. Chalk boards or wipe boards. Black boards is racist! Is your country hot on Political Correctness? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-05-13, 09:40 AM	#1663
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Your kidding me...surely? Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-05-13, 11:14 AM	#1664
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Because. We can't do anything right with the tax money. Anybody else live in the woods? __________________

07-05-13, 11:45 AM	#1665
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. I am surrounded by woodland but do not go into the woods because of all the bear crap left lying around by Yogi and his friends. Q. What are the bear necessities of life? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"