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07-27-08, 05:04 PM | #1651 |
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Granted, he leaves that job to Big Brother and goes into retirement
I wish you would never take me alive! or dead! or...at all!
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07-27-08, 08:28 PM | #1652 |
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Granted, instead you live a sorrowful and pitiful life since you are a wanted man...
I wish someone could explain to me the mysteries of the Moon... |
07-27-08, 09:16 PM | #1653 |
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Granted, but the only one who can is the man in the moon so you'll have to go and see him when you get the opportunity.
I wish for this dream be be cushed more subtly than the last. |
07-28-08, 04:58 AM | #1654 |
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Granted, it's now cushed more subtly before it is crushed
I wish I could destroy the enemy (This is my 200th post in this thread )
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07-28-08, 05:34 AM | #1655 |
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Granted, but your enemies enemy destroy you for taking away their opportunity.
I wish you could wear vaccines like clothing.
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07-28-08, 06:41 AM | #1656 |
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Granted, but now the vaccination needles stick out of your body and you come to resemble a porcupine. Like many porcupines, you end up as road-kill on a lonely stretch of rural highway and your remains are feasted upon by crows.
I wish I had an electron microscope. |
07-28-08, 06:43 AM | #1657 |
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Granted, you have a microscope the size of an electron, have fun
I wish my toaster worked
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07-28-08, 07:57 AM | #1658 |
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Granted, the toaster worked but as it runs, some hooligans cut the power to your house, ruining your toast.
I wish for a laser gun that won't fail on me. |
07-28-08, 09:08 AM | #1659 |
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Granted but you aim it at a mirror and it bounces back.
I wish I had a cup of tea.
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07-28-08, 11:39 AM | #1660 |
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Granted, but its cold.
I wish I felt better.
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07-28-08, 11:49 AM | #1661 |
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Granted, you feel good enough to rob another bank, and the police gets you
I wish Tango will learn his lesson in prison
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07-28-08, 11:56 AM | #1662 |
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Granted, he has now reached the level three Monkey Rainbow book.
I wish all cannibals were vegetarian.
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07-28-08, 11:56 AM | #1663 |
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Granted, you just ruined the Hannibal movies for millions. Angry millions.
I wish I had a shiny red fire truck.
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07-28-08, 12:07 PM | #1664 |
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Granted, but all the trucks are green these days and you get arrested for impersonating a fireman.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I've wished for something.
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07-28-08, 12:11 PM | #1665 |
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Granted, you now have 1 milligram of nickel for every wish you had ever made
I wish to conquer and destroy, or destroy and conquer...or just destroy
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