14-year old girl arrested by agents

[Biggles]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Did you hear about the Swede who went ice fishing and returned home with 10 kilos of ice?

LOL, gotta hand it to ya, that was quite good......

Question: How many of you have gone under the theory that Polar bears lives in Sweden?

[ASWnut101]

dont reindeer live there though?

[Coda]

Originally Posted by Biggles

Question: How many of you have gone under the theory that Polar bears lives in Sweden?

I just read everything about Sweden here. Very informative. They must have polar bears there, because it's one of the national dishes.

"The two Swedish traditional dishes are meatballs, made from polar bears, and a kind of raw, rotten fish called surströmming. The tradition is said to have started when shipments of Sushi from Japan went bad on their way to Switzerland, but the polite and simple-minded Swedes forced themselves to eat it, and by courtesy they have been doing so ever since."

Found here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sweden



It must be true, I read it on the Internet.

[The Noob]

Originally Posted by Biggles

Oh, by the way, I think that it seemed like you supported me "the noob", so cheers!

No problem, i like the governement of sweden and think it is a nice country anyway. I love the tolerant "Northern Countrys" as we in austria call it, but sweden is my faforite.

[The Noob]

@Coda

That trick works in the other direction too...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Germania

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Republic

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Armenia

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_Spades_of_Amerika

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Uni...es_of_Whatever

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_W_Bush

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Unamerica

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Republican



My faforites:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/USA

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Americanism

We strike back major. :rotfl:

[Bum]

Where is Sweden? It's a really small country covered in snow most of the time, right? Their main claim to fame is they make Volvos... sounds like a part of a woman's reproductive system.

After travelling through Sweden last summer, I noticed that they had something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "Åpnas på andra sidan" (Opens on the other end).

We don't care, we have Minnesota.

The Russians have found a new easy way to sink Swedish subs. The method is very simple, they just send a diver down to knock on the sub's hatch. Upon which the Swedes reply, "Kom inn" (Come in). After the diver has waited awhile he knocks again, and then the Swedes will open the hatch to see who it is.


A swede made a trip to New York and while standing in front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. A policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be swedish" and decided to take advantage of him. He went up to him and said: "Do you know that it's illegal to count the floors on buildings in the United States?" The swede replied: "No sir, I did not." The police officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you counted." The swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." The police officer left, very happy. Then, a swedish comrad came along and asked what had just happened. His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are stupid! I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted 51!"

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by Stuka

Their main claim to fame is they make Volvos...

A company owned by Ford Motor Corp., USA.

sounds like a part of a woman's reproductive system.

Whose divine design seems to have been based on the Trabant.

Or is it vice versa? :hmm:

[The Noob]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

A company owned by Ford Motor Corp., USA.

Is there one thing that is not already owned by USA one way or another on this planet?

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by The Noob

Is there one thing that is not already owned by USA on this planet?

Europe. China. Russia. Saudi Arabia.

And the list goes on...........................................

[Biggles]

Originally Posted by Stuka

Where is Sweden? It's a really small country covered in snow most of the time, right? Their main claim to fame is they make Volvos... sounds like a part of a woman's reproductive system.

After travelling through Sweden last summer, I noticed that they had something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "Åpnas på andra sidan" (Opens on the other end).

We don't care, we have Minnesota.

The Russians have found a new easy way to sink Swedish subs. The method is very simple, they just send a diver down to knock on the sub's hatch. Upon which the Swedes reply, "Kom inn" (Come in). After the diver has waited awhile he knocks again, and then the Swedes will open the hatch to see who it is.


A swede made a trip to New York and while standing in front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. A policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be swedish" and decided to take advantage of him. He went up to him and said: "Do you know that it's illegal to count the floors on buildings in the United States?" The swede replied: "No sir, I did not." The police officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you counted." The swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." The police officer left, very happy. Then, a swedish comrad came along and asked what had just happened. His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are stupid! I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted 51!"

1. The sub thing is probably more likely to happen a Norwiegan sub.

2. It's "Kom IN", not "Kom inn"

And 3. A swedish comrade to another would in that case say: Jisses, vad dumma amerikanerna är! Jag sa till honom att jag hade räknat 50 våningar, när jag faktiskt hade räknat 51!

There you have some swedish.....