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06-30-13, 07:56 AM
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Navy Seal
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06-30-13, 09:09 AM
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Seer of visions
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Under the surface
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The undertaker. Why, that's obvious....
Is there a bottom in a bottomless pit?
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06-30-13, 09:29 AM
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Lucky Jack
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Location: Down Town UK
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I give you...  And these went in them...  The good old days when they built something to last unlike now.
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017.  To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! 
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06-30-13, 11:08 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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Location: 250 metres below the surface
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When people lose weight, where does it go?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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06-30-13, 11:52 AM
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Airplane Nerd
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
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To America.
 Why are we so lazy?
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06-30-13, 12:21 PM
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Ace of the Deep
 Join Date: May 2013
Location: Enjoying a run ashore
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A. Perhaps because our forefathers did all the hard work for us, and now most are living a decedent and self serving life without sacrifice.
 Q. Will our decadence be our downfall, like the Roman empire?
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Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke" 
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06-30-13, 01:57 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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I doubt it...the UK is already knackered.
When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colours go?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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06-30-13, 02:02 PM
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Airplane Nerd
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
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The atmosphere.
What do you do when you're bored?
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06-30-13, 02:07 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Read your posts.
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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06-30-13, 02:14 PM
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Old enough to know better
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Prince Edward Island
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Factory settings.
If the clock keeps ticking how can you run out of time?
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“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke 
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06-30-13, 02:58 PM
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Airplane Nerd
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DEADlines
But I'm alive... Right?
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06-30-13, 03:30 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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Only got your word for that.
Wish I knew the answer to what makes some people tick.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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06-30-13, 03:36 PM
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Ace of the Deep
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Enjoying a run ashore
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A. The sound of their pacemaker, perhaps.
Q. Can a pacemaker cause a strip search at the airport?
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Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"
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06-30-13, 03:40 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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Depends on how sexy looking it is.
When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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06-30-13, 09:06 PM
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Admiral
 Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Now, alot farther from NYC.
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That depends on the nature of the wandering.
Is it aimless, or focused?
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"History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon
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