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Old 06-27-13, 01:08 PM   #1546
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Well, as of a couple seconds ago I know how to turn a cheese grater into a potato grater.

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Old 06-27-13, 03:40 PM   #1547
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I believe one recommendation is "give him a hair of the dog that bit him".

Why do they call it the poop deck?
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Old 06-27-13, 03:57 PM   #1548
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Because it originates from the original term 'the stern deck'.

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
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Old 06-27-13, 06:29 PM   #1549
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True for red french cows with a winking eye.

Let's assume I show you three white hats and two red hats.
There are three chairs in a row, one behind the other. Two of your friends have a seat behind you while you sit on the first chair.
I put everyone of you a hat on, but you can't see its colour. No one is allowed to turn his head or touch his hat. Keep your face forward, don't move.

Everyone sees the hat/s of the one/s in front of him, but not his own or the hats behind him. You see nothing.
I ask both of your friends what the colours of their hats are, but they could not tell me.
So I ask you - on the first chair:
Please explain to me, how you know the colour of your hat? No one tells you.
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Old 06-27-13, 07:09 PM   #1550
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Please explain to me, how you know the colour of your hat?
It was a wild guess.


What was the Mad Hatter so mad about?
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Old 06-27-13, 07:20 PM   #1551
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Please explain to me, how you know the colour of your hat? No one tells you.
Not enough info. The two friends must say what they see in order for me to make a deduction.

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What was the Mad Hatter so mad about?
He couldn't guess what color his hat was.

Can you wear more than one hat?
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Old 06-28-13, 04:27 AM   #1552
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Of course but only if you have two heads.

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Old 06-28-13, 05:46 AM   #1553
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A. Depends if there is a mirror in front of you, so that you can see the colours of the hats.

Q. Is there a mirror that you can look into to see the hats?
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Old 06-28-13, 10:34 AM   #1554
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A: No there isn't as far as I know...
Q; Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Old 06-28-13, 11:19 AM   #1555
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Because it melts it.


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Old 06-28-13, 11:23 AM   #1556
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A. It would taste of chicken apparently.

Q. Do porcupines taste of Pork?
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Old 06-28-13, 11:46 AM   #1557
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"Three hats in a row" is an example for a conclusion out of given facts and logic thinking - without direct observation.

a: Number 3 will know the colour of his own hat, if he sees the two red hats in front of him.

b: Number 2 knows he doesn't wear a red hat, if he sees a red hat in front of him. (Otherwise number 3 would have known his own colour)

c: Number 1 is sure to wear a white hat, because none of his friends was able to determine their own colour (following a and b).

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Old 06-28-13, 12:33 PM   #1558
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"Three hats in a row" is an example for a conclusion out of given facts and logic thinking - without direct observation.

a: Number 3 will know the colour of his own hat, if he sees the two red hats in front of him.
But only if they are red. If they are white or red and white then it's a guess.

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Old 06-28-13, 01:06 PM   #1559
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A. It would taste of chicken apparently.

Q. Do porcupines taste of Pork?
I hope so...I'm cooking one tonight.

When day breaks who fixes it?
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Old 06-28-13, 01:38 PM   #1560
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A. Same person who is up the crack of Dawn.

Q. When the sun sets is it solid or like jelly?
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