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Well, as of a couple seconds ago I know how to turn a cheese grater into a potato grater.
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I believe one recommendation is "give him a hair of the dog that bit him".
Why do they call it the poop deck?
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Because it originates from the original term 'the stern deck'.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? |
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True for red french cows with a winking eye.
Let's assume I show you three white hats and two red hats. There are three chairs in a row, one behind the other. Two of your friends have a seat behind you while you sit on the first chair. I put everyone of you a hat on, but you can't see its colour. No one is allowed to turn his head or touch his hat. Keep your face forward, don't move. Everyone sees the hat/s of the one/s in front of him, but not his own or the hats behind him. You see nothing. I ask both of your friends what the colours of their hats are, but they could not tell me. So I ask you - on the first chair: Please explain to me, how you know the colour of your hat? No one tells you.
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What was the Mad Hatter so mad about?
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He couldn't guess what color his hat was. Can you wear more than one hat?
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Of course but only if you have two heads.
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A. Depends if there is a mirror in front of you, so that you can see the colours of the hats.
Q. Is there a mirror that you can look into to see the hats?
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A: No there isn't as far as I know...
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Because it melts it.
Have you ever wondered what a hedgehog sandwich would be like?
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A. It would taste of chicken apparently.
Q. Do porcupines taste of Pork?
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"Three hats in a row" is an example for a conclusion out of given facts and logic thinking - without direct observation.
a: Number 3 will know the colour of his own hat, if he sees the two red hats in front of him. b: Number 2 knows he doesn't wear a red hat, if he sees a red hat in front of him. (Otherwise number 3 would have known his own colour) c: Number 1 is sure to wear a white hat, because none of his friends was able to determine their own colour (following a and b). ![]()
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A. Same person who is up the crack of Dawn.
Q. When the sun sets is it solid or like jelly?
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