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TarJak · 06-23-13, 06:39 AM

Because its forking incredible.

Can we start over?

Red October1984 · 06-23-13, 09:41 AM

Nope.

Should I do something productive?

WernherVonTrapp · 06-23-13, 12:02 PM

Hmmm, that must mean posting here is unproductive.

Is posting here not productive?

Sailor Steve · 06-23-13, 12:06 PM

Well, posting does produce something. We're not always sure what.

Why is today?

Jimbuna · 06-23-13, 02:45 PM

Because it's the day before tomorrow.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

frau kaleun · 06-23-13, 03:44 PM

That would certainly turn things around.

Can you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round?

The Enigma · 06-23-13, 03:44 PM

Then we are in deep trouble.

Is there a way out?

WernherVonTrapp · 06-23-13, 04:11 PM

There's always a way out.

Are we there yet?

Spiced_Rum · 06-23-13, 04:36 PM

A. Not yet, we are on the road to nowhere.

Q. How long is the road to hell.

WernherVonTrapp · 06-23-13, 07:35 PM

Shorter, wider, and easier than the road I'm on.

What's the difference between a street and a road?

Spiced_Rum · 06-24-13, 02:51 AM

A. In the US the streets tend to run east - west and avenues run north - south, but that does not explain roads. I was led to believe that a road became a street when inside a city/town. For example, the City of London, England, contains no Roads. There are plenty of Streets, Squares and Alleys, but traditionally not a single Road. The City of London is the old city, also known as the Square Mile. The sense of the word ‘road’ was not coined until the late 16th Century, after nearly all the thoroughfares in the ancient City had already been named.

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The stretch known as Oxford Street is about a mile and a half long, this is one of the London’s oldest thoroughfares, following the line of an ancient Roman road that led to Colchester in the east and Hampshire in the west. Today, it’s also known as the A40. Within London, the A40 begins just north of St Paul’s, runs over Holborn Viaduct and along Holborn and New Oxford Street, along Oxford Street, then north to the Westway, Western Avenue and the M40, and thence on to Wales. Total length: 256 miles.

Q. What is the longest road in the world?

BossMark · 06-24-13, 05:05 AM

The Pan-American Highway

What is the shortest road in the world?

Spiced_Rum · 06-24-13, 05:37 AM

A. Ebenezer Place which is a street in Caithness, Scotland, is named the shortest street in the world by the Guinness Book of World Records. It measures just 6 feet 9 inches, and has only 1 address: a door to No. 1 Bistro, a restaurant in Mackays Hotel. It was built in 1884.

Q. Where is the widest street in the world?

Jimbuna · 06-24-13, 06:10 AM

9 de Julio Avenue (or Avenida 9 de Julio, in the local tongue) in downtown Buenos Aires, Argentina.

http://www.amusingplanet.com/2012/06...street-in.html

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Gerald · 06-24-13, 06:14 AM

To heaven

What route you take, when you are in a hurry to the restroom?

06-23-13, 09:41 AM	#1487
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Nope. Should I do something productive? __________________

06-23-13, 12:02 PM	#1488
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Hmmm, that must mean posting here is unproductive. Is posting here not productive? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

06-23-13, 12:06 PM	#1489
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, posting does produce something. We're not always sure what. Why is today? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-23-13, 02:45 PM	#1490
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Because it's the day before tomorrow. What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-23-13, 03:44 PM	#1492
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Then we are in deep trouble. Is there a way out? __________________

06-23-13, 06:39 AM	#1486
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Because its forking incredible. Can we start over?

06-23-13, 03:44 PM	#1491
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	That would certainly turn things around. Can you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round?

06-23-13, 04:11 PM	#1493
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	There's always a way out. Are we there yet? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

06-23-13, 04:36 PM	#1494
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Not yet, we are on the road to nowhere. Q. How long is the road to hell. __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

06-23-13, 07:35 PM	#1495
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Shorter, wider, and easier than the road I'm on. What's the difference between a street and a road? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

06-24-13, 05:05 AM	#1497
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	The Pan-American Highway What is the shortest road in the world? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

06-24-13, 05:37 AM	#1498
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Ebenezer Place which is a street in Caithness, Scotland, is named the shortest street in the world by the Guinness Book of World Records. It measures just 6 feet 9 inches, and has only 1 address: a door to No. 1 Bistro, a restaurant in Mackays Hotel. It was built in 1884. Q. Where is the widest street in the world? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

06-24-13, 06:10 AM	#1499
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	9 de Julio Avenue (or Avenida 9 de Julio, in the local tongue) in downtown Buenos Aires, Argentina. http://www.amusingplanet.com/2012/06...street-in.html What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-24-13, 06:14 AM	#1500
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	To heaven What route you take, when you are in a hurry to the restroom? __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie