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Old 04-01-08, 02:01 PM   #1
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The coup de grâce for the article would have been if they announced the names of the new subs being commissioned for this purpose:

SSN-784 USS Amazon
SSN-785 USS Valkyrie
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Old 04-01-08, 02:02 PM   #2
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I figured it was a fake really quick.. glad I was right lol
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Old 04-01-08, 02:05 PM   #3
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Yep had me going for a few minutes

I posted it to Navy Together We Served. I am sure the old salts will have a conniption fit at this one.
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Old 04-01-08, 02:16 PM   #4
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What is this world coming to?

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Old 04-01-08, 03:06 PM   #5
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Old 04-01-08, 03:09 PM   #6
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Default "I Found the Subsim 2008 April Fool's Easter Egg!"

Now that story has "history in the making" writen all over it
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Old 04-01-08, 03:43 PM   #7
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Default I Found the Subsim 2008 April Fool's Easter Egg!

I suspect I am way late ... that'll teach me to start reading the SubSim e-mails FIRST when I get my mail......

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Old 04-01-08, 03:53 PM   #8
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Relax Sluissa, it's April first! You're being way too uptight to fit in on a sub's crew

When I see more female sailors coming through prototype that can actually turn the large valves (not just the little ones) on their own, I'll think you're right and their time has come. And no, they can't just go get someone else to do it for them. Everyone on a sub has to be able to do their own job, plus cross-training as backup. It's not just pushing buttons that makes a sub go...
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Old 04-01-08, 03:56 PM   #9
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Holy **** okay very funny. BTW the issue the USN is facing with Woman on Subs is 2 fold:
Habitability - woman currently require seperate berthing and heads
Proximity of space - there is a lot of incidental brushing as you pass another imagine getting a Dolley Parton or Anna Nicole - that would result in serious issues even if the Girl was okay and understood.
It is feasible on the SSGN/SSBN but SSN's not likely unless the US as a society relaxes some.

But ask the Aussie's how they like the female crew members (none that I spoken with are very happy with it)
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Old 04-01-08, 05:19 PM   #10
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At first I thought....NO WAY!! Almost believable being that the NY Times "wrote" it. But then after some thought and remembering the date it was pretty simple.
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Old 04-01-08, 05:40 PM   #11
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Australia became the second country in the world to allow women to serve on submarines in 1998. I don't see why some of you guys seem to have a problem with them serving in the Silent Service. We haven't lost a single Collins class sub because of women serving onboard, why would it be an issue for the USN? Get with the times guys!
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Old 04-01-08, 08:09 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by generalderpanzertruppen
Australia became the second country in the world to allow women to serve on submarines in 1998. I don't see why some of you guys seem to have a problem with them serving in the Silent Service. We haven't lost a single Collins class sub because of women serving onboard, why would it be an issue for the USN? Get with the times guys!
It would be different if Australia operated SSNs/SSBNs. Whole different situation there. It's a lot different when you're on a diesel boat that stays out for a lot less time than nucs. Not to mention stays a lot closer to home for the most part.

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Old 04-01-08, 08:31 PM   #13
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The joke itself seems...well, actually it is in poor taste a bit. Like someone else said, a taunt.

What's funny, though, is seeing all the opposition, all the same excuses used against female fighter pilots, etc, being trotted out again. Boys afraid to share their toys with the girls.

Grow a pair, gentlemen.
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Old 04-01-08, 11:08 PM   #14
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Talking with a good friend of mine that I work with the rest of the crew is not fond of them at all - actually dread having to deal with them or so it seems.

Norway had a female skipper - the difference is cultural to some extent.
The big experiment of integrating woman into front line service (Navy wise) has met with limited (at best success) We were all laughing at the messages from the Carrier that deployed with them on a Med Run (first ever). They ended up with some very interesting problems vs some very enterprising woman who knew how to make some money. Mast's cases rose, fights rose, etc.

The Navy can not by regulation can not assign a female to a ship that can not provide seperate facilities. End of story.
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Old 04-01-08, 05:47 PM   #15
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Interesting, I did not know this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submari...s_part_of_crew

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